Tag: election satire

absurd politics, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, Satire

“It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claimed his election victory in 2022 was solely due to racism among voters, sparking disbelief among analysts. His satirical remarks have drawn both support and confusion, as critics question the validity of such a claim. Ultimately, his statement reflects the evolving and often absurd nature of political discourse. Continue reading “It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

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absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

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absurd politics, Minnesota

Walz of Fury: Minnesota Governor Appears to Challenge Entire Planet to a Fight

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz appears to be challenging the entire country to a fight—political, rhetorical, and possibly imaginary—as he squares off against everyone from national figures to the latest talking-point mascot, all while critics say the fury looks less like courage and more like a very loud distraction. Continue reading Walz of Fury: Minnesota Governor Appears to Challenge Entire Planet to a Fight

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absurd politics, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Andy Ellis Reportedly Has Not Slept in Weeks While Training for Gubernatorial Debate He May Not Be Invited To

Andy Ellis is a unique candidate for governor in Maryland, approaching his campaign with logic, preparation, and evidence. Unlike typical candidates, he engages voters with coherent arguments, aiming to improve discourse rather than rely on theatrics. Though he may not win, he challenges the political norm, raising questions about the expectations of voters. Continue reading Andy Ellis Reportedly Has Not Slept in Weeks While Training for Gubernatorial Debate He May Not Be Invited To

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Holidays, Washington absurdity

Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

Political turmoil ensued after leaks from Santa Claus’s Naughty List, igniting accusations of voter suppression and list manipulation. Both parties demanded audits and transparency. Santa, feeling overwhelmed, clarified his focus on gift delivery. As investigations unfold, holiday gift deliveries may be delayed, highlighting the contentious nature of political seasons. Continue reading Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

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