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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

Governor Wes Moore has claimed Maryland faces a significant structural deficit, despite inheriting a multi-billion-dollar surplus. Critics argue his portrayal of finances lacks credibility, pointing out that basic arithmetic contradicts his statements. Ultimately, the issue lies not in math but in how the governor communicates financial realities to the public. Continue reading Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

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absurd politics, Congress & Power, Government, Politics, Satire, State & Local

No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

State legislators across the country are promising no new taxes while implementing numerous fees that burden residents financially. Governors launch relief packages to address the cost of living increase attributed to their legislation. Lawmakers deflect blame for rising costs, framing their practices as traditional governance despite the effects on constituents’ wallets. Continue reading No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

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Holidays, Satire, Washington absurdity

Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

Congress is holding a special Christmas Recess to investigate the constitutional status of Christmas, citing its growing complexity and controversy. While Santa Claus testifies on issues like the Naughty List, bipartisan concern for holiday oversight has emerged. A $47 billion fund is proposed for emissions standards, but the inquiry is expected to extend until Easter. Continue reading Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

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California, Government, Government Waste, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics

While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

Donald Trump announced the commissioning of new U.S. Navy destroyers named after him, designed to project American military power. In response, California Governor Gavin Newsom introduced a series of legislative bills targeting economic stability. While Trump focuses on defense, Newsom’s initiatives may threaten affordability for Californians, showcasing two contrasting political strategies. Continue reading While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

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