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absurd politics, Minnesota

Walz of Fury: Minnesota Governor Appears to Challenge Entire Planet to a Fight

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz appears to be challenging the entire country to a fight—political, rhetorical, and possibly imaginary—as he squares off against everyone from national figures to the latest talking-point mascot, all while critics say the fury looks less like courage and more like a very loud distraction. Continue reading Walz of Fury: Minnesota Governor Appears to Challenge Entire Planet to a Fight

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absurd politics, California, Satire

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

In a bizarre incident, Congressman Eric Swalwell was found in a Capitol closet after facing tough press inquiries about his credibility and residency. Critics allege this meltdown stems from his questionable past, including ties to Chinese intelligence. While California voters seem unfazed, whispers of his chaotic campaign continue, raising concerns about his transparency. Continue reading BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

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