Tag: democracy

absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

While President Trump prepares to deliver his 2026 State of the Union address from the House floor, a coalition of Democrats is staging their own rival spectacle across town — a swamp-themed “rebuttal” critics are calling more performance art than policy. As one side fills the Capitol chamber, the other fills wine glasses, proving once again that in Washington, governance now competes with branding. Continue reading Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

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democrats, Democrazy, Satire

The People’s State of the Onion

Democrats recently launched the People’s State of the Onion, an alternative to the State of the Union that emphasizes emotional expressions over factual reporting. Sponsored by various activist groups, it aims to critique the current presidential administration while hosting by influential figures. This approach raises questions about political norms and the acceptance of election results. Continue reading The People’s State of the Onion

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Elections, Politics, voter outreach, Washington absurdity

Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff have requested a legislative exemption from the SAVE Act, fearing it may set a precedent requiring proof of Congress members’ presence to validate votes. They advocate for flexible participation methods while expressing concerns about increased voter verification impacting democratic access. Their proposed act seeks to redefine attendance. Continue reading Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, History, Politics, Satire

Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

The modern Democratic Party echoes 19th-century sentiments by opposing federal law enforcement, claiming it threatens democracy. Historical parallels arise as both then and now, Democrats argue against urgency in enforcing laws, prioritizing tone over accountability. This consistent pattern highlights a rejection of moral clarity while asserting selective compassion for the impacted communities. Continue reading Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Politics, Series

The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

Progressive leaders express alarm over looming tyranny, blaming Donald Trump for authoritarianism, yet they have established many of the policies leading to their fears. They redefine terms to justify censorship and demand greater control while ignoring personal responsibility. Ultimately, their own actions may have seeded the very control they now oppose. Continue reading The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

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Congress, democrats, Government, History, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

House Democrats plan a solemn commemorative hearing for January 6, 2026, marking the fifth anniversary of the January 6 Capitol events, which they call a near-democratic collapse. This hearing will emphasize the importance of voting to prevent similar incidents, despite critiques of its necessity and format. Democrats assert it’s vital to remember this event annually. Continue reading Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

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Politics, Satire, Secondhand Service, Washington absurdity, world leaders

Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

Democratic leaders condemned Donald Trump after a U.S. drone mistakenly destroyed Joe Biden’s toy boat on a Delaware beach, which Trump justified as a narcotics threat. Despite bipartisan outrage over the strike’s recklessness, Trump remained unapologetic, claiming it demonstrated military precision. Biden was unharmed but shaken, and the White House has not addressed potential replacements. Continue reading Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

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