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A Peer-Reviewed Panic: A Satirical Study on Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS)

This satirical study explores the fictional Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS), reflecting the internet’s obsession with outrage during political controversies. It argues that modern democracies suffer from an incentivized cycle of performative fury fueled by social media, recommending absurd solutions to counteract these damaging trends. Continue reading A Peer-Reviewed Panic: A Satirical Study on Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS)

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Protests, Satire

Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

What started as screaming accusations and performative outrage quickly turned into America’s strangest meet-cute, as a pack of “Kamikaze Karens” discovered that nothing melts ideological fury quite like pepper spray and a tactical vest. Continue reading Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

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Breaking: Anti-ICE Protests Deemed “Not ADA-Compliant for the Neurodiverse” After Agenda Expands to 47 Unrelated Causes

What started as a simple anti-ICE protest somehow morphed into a multi-flag, multi-issue chaos marathon—leaving neurodivergent attendees wondering which country, cause, or whale they were supposed to be yelling about. Critics now say the movement’s ever-expanding agenda may be the least ADA-compliant protest in modern history. Continue reading Breaking: Anti-ICE Protests Deemed “Not ADA-Compliant for the Neurodiverse” After Agenda Expands to 47 Unrelated Causes

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House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

With inflation up, healthcare strained, and global crises unfolding, House Republicans have zeroed in on what they say truly matters: fixing America’s weak showers. Backed by President Trump’s long-running feud with low-flow showerheads, the GOP’s latest legislative push proves once again that in Washington, even the smallest drips can become a full-blown culture war. Continue reading House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, New York, Satire, State, Urban Absurdity

Experts Warn Homeownership Is Latest Weapon of White Supremacy, Advise Whites To Immediately Become Renters

Housing activists claim homeownership has become a tool of white supremacy, perpetuating generational wealth and inequality. They argue that owning a home, rather than being a part of the American Dream, results in systemic oppression. In response, city officials propose measures to address these issues, sparking both support and criticism. Continue reading Experts Warn Homeownership Is Latest Weapon of White Supremacy, Advise Whites To Immediately Become Renters

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absurd politics, democrats, New York, Overreach, Politics, Satire, Sports & Whatever, State & Local

NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

New York’s new mayor has taken on his boldest challenge yet: fixing World Cup ticket prices for games not even played in New York. In a week where socialism met dynamic pricing, City Hall discovered that FIFA, geography, and reality may not be subject to municipal authority. Continue reading NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity

World’s Most Sensitive Musicians Forced to Cancel Concerts Because Building Words Hurt Their Feelings

A group of highly principled musicians bravely cancel their Kennedy Center performances after discovering the building now contains words they don’t like. In a stunning stand for artistic integrity, several artists prove once and for all that nothing threatens creative freedom quite like signage. Continue reading World’s Most Sensitive Musicians Forced to Cancel Concerts Because Building Words Hurt Their Feelings

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Holidays, Satire, Washington absurdity

Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

Congress is holding a special Christmas Recess to investigate the constitutional status of Christmas, citing its growing complexity and controversy. While Santa Claus testifies on issues like the Naughty List, bipartisan concern for holiday oversight has emerged. A $47 billion fund is proposed for emissions standards, but the inquiry is expected to extend until Easter. Continue reading Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

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Politics, Satire

Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

Step aside, deepfakes—Democrats are trying to deep-vibe. In a leaked plan so perfectly predictable it could have been generated by ChatGPT after drinking mushroom tea, Democratic mega-donors are allegedly debating how to engineer a liberal version of Joe Rogan. Yes, you read that right. The party that brought you hashtags like #VoteBlueNoMatterWho now wants to genetically manufacture a bro who deadlifts, smokes weed, worships elk, … Continue reading Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

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