Tag: culture wars

absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

After being excluded from a White House dinner, Democratic governors will host their own event in Jackson Hole featuring notable figures like George Soros and George Clooney. Their gathering promises a more inclusive atmosphere with a locally sourced menu and discussions focused on socialism. Organizers insist this is not a protest. Continue reading After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Politics, Satire, Sports & Whatever

No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

The intertwining of sports and politics has grown pronounced, with lawmakers increasingly referencing sports culture during discussions on budget and fiscal discipline. Instead of productive debates, sessions resemble chaotic sporting events, with bipartisan jabs and metaphorical excess. Ultimately, budgets are passed amid a backdrop of disillusionment, leaving the national debt unaddressed. Continue reading No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, Satire

“It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claimed his election victory in 2022 was solely due to racism among voters, sparking disbelief among analysts. His satirical remarks have drawn both support and confusion, as critics question the validity of such a claim. Ultimately, his statement reflects the evolving and often absurd nature of political discourse. Continue reading “It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

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absurd politics, Congress, Government, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Republicans Introduce Mask Mandate—for Democrats Only

A new bipartisan bill, humorously titled “You Loved It, You Wear It,” mandates that elected Democrats wear masks continuously, even in private settings. Republicans argue it promotes accountability, while Democrats condemn it as a publicity stunt. The proposal aims to provoke discussion and emphasize political hypocrisy regarding public health messaging. Continue reading Republicans Introduce Mask Mandate—for Democrats Only

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique, Press & Free Speech

Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

Jane Fonda’s recent rally to defend Don Lemon attracted a notably small and confused crowd, described as elderly and historically out of touch. Despite being framed as a show of solidarity, the event resembled a historical reenactment rather than a genuine movement, highlighting the disconnect of celebrity activism in contemporary discourse. Continue reading Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, public safety, Urban Absurdity

When Everything Is an Emergency, Nothing Is: The Rape Whistle Industrial Complex

When a life-saving alarm becomes a protest noisemaker, the signal gets lost. In the age of performative outrage, the sound meant to summon help is increasingly dismissed as background noise—leaving real emergencies unheard. Continue reading When Everything Is an Emergency, Nothing Is: The Rape Whistle Industrial Complex

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, economy, Minnesota, State, Urban Absurdity

Minnesota Faith Leaders Urge Residents to Observe “Sacred Friday” by Absolutely Not Going to Target

Clergy in Minnesota are urging residents to refrain from shopping on Fridays as an act of spiritual resistance against consumerism. A rally on January 23 aims to promote contemplation over retail participation for one day. Critics note the challenge due to practical needs, while the event seeks to highlight values beyond consumption. Continue reading Minnesota Faith Leaders Urge Residents to Observe “Sacred Friday” by Absolutely Not Going to Target

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Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Internet Meltdowns, Satire

Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

A local man has humorously intensified his support for ICE, declaring he stands with the agency “more than ever than the last more than ever.” His enthusiasm, likened to compound interest, rises after various stimuli, including political statements or social media protests. Friends note this marks his ninth consecutive declaration since 2018. Continue reading Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

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absurd politics, democrats, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Politics, Protests, Satire

From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

Once upon a time, Democrats funded and defended ICE. Now they chant against it like it was invented yesterday. Welcome to the Great Democratic Sheep Migration—where yesterday’s policy becomes today’s outrage, and no one is allowed to remember the voting record. Continue reading From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

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