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Holidays, Satire, Washington absurdity

Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

Congress is holding a special Christmas Recess to investigate the constitutional status of Christmas, citing its growing complexity and controversy. While Santa Claus testifies on issues like the Naughty List, bipartisan concern for holiday oversight has emerged. A $47 billion fund is proposed for emissions standards, but the inquiry is expected to extend until Easter. Continue reading Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

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Politics, Satire

Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

Step aside, deepfakes—Democrats are trying to deep-vibe. In a leaked plan so perfectly predictable it could have been generated by ChatGPT after drinking mushroom tea, Democratic mega-donors are allegedly debating how to engineer a liberal version of Joe Rogan. Yes, you read that right. The party that brought you hashtags like #VoteBlueNoMatterWho now wants to genetically manufacture a bro who deadlifts, smokes weed, worships elk, … Continue reading Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

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