BREAKING: After Trump Call, Jacob Frey Immediately Deported to El Salvador Under New ‘Say It, Mean It’ Policy

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey was humorously depicted as deported to El Salvador after tweeting about immigration following a call with Donald Trump. His comment was mistaken for a request for action, triggering his removal under a new federal initiative. The incident underscores the clash between symbolic governance and literal enforcement in politics. Continue reading BREAKING: After Trump Call, Jacob Frey Immediately Deported to El Salvador Under New ‘Say It, Mean It’ Policy

Operation: Definitely Not Happening — Part II

The post humorously critiques Blue Lives Matter’s denial of involvement in a nationwide psychological operation amid a surge of false reports to ICE. It depicts paradoxical protests where activists targeted fellow activists, leading to confusion and absurdity. The narrative highlights the organization’s elaborate denials while mocking protesters’ intelligence, culminating in a satirical commentary on political absurdity. Continue reading Operation: Definitely Not Happening — Part II

Operation: Definitely Not Happening

Blue Lives Matter humorously suggests a covert operation involving off-duty cops misdirecting protesters during ICE raids, while denying any such event took place. The statement creates a paradox, claiming success for an operation that doesn’t exist, exemplifying a unique approach to political messaging where denials coexist with elaborate descriptions. Continue reading Operation: Definitely Not Happening