Tag: courtroom drama

ADR, family court, Satire

BREAKING NEWS: Judges Demand Therapy After ADR Collapse

America’s Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) system collapsed, resulting in judges’ confusion and panic as they struggled to adapt to traditional trials. Eyewitness accounts depict chaotic scenes in courthouses. Both judges and attorneys face challenges adjusting to constitutional requirements, prompting calls for emotional support and retraining to navigate the new legal landscape. Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Judges Demand Therapy After ADR Collapse

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Celebrity, Judicial

Post Malone’s Custody Battle: When Coachella Collides with the Courtroom

Post Malone faces a custody battle over his 2-year-old daughter with ex-fiancée Hee Sung “Jamie” Park, complicating his life just before a major performance. With conflicting petitions in California and Utah, the case highlights the challenges high-profile parents encounter in family court, where jurisdiction significantly affects custody and child support outcomes. Continue reading Post Malone’s Custody Battle: When Coachella Collides with the Courtroom

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American Bar Association, History, Judicial

The Colonists Were Smarter Than Us: They Banned Lawyers

The early American colonists wisely banned lawyers from their courts to prevent conflict from being professionalized and manipulated, believing that disputes should be resolved by community members. In contrast, modern America is overwhelmed by lawyers, leading to litigation instead of resolution, highlighting the foresight of the colonists in safeguarding societal harmony. Continue reading The Colonists Were Smarter Than Us: They Banned Lawyers

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Judicial, Satire

Top 10 Worst Places a Judge Can Be Arrested by the FBI

The post humorously outlines the top ten most embarrassing places for a judge to be arrested by the FBI, highlighting scenarios such as a commencement speech, a massage session, and even during a trial. Each situation emphasizes the irony and absurdity of a judge’s downfall in unexpected settings, showcasing the universality of karma. Continue reading Top 10 Worst Places a Judge Can Be Arrested by the FBI

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