BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

In a satirical press conference, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey introduced a controversial “transparency initiative” involving hired protesters to distract from political issues. With various teams promoting chaotic demonstrations and a cover-up described as a “healing exercise,” analysts deemed it a strategy of “chaotic neutral governance,” deflecting accountability amidst rising public outrage. Continue reading BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

POLICE NEARLY TACKLE DRIVER AFTER HIGH-SPEED CHASE UNTIL HE IDENTIFIES HIMSELF AS “COUNCILMAN-ADJACENT”

A high-speed chase, a near tackle, and a politician seconds away from eating asphalt—all undone by four magic words. In this satirical breakdown, a local official discovers that nothing slows the law down faster than identifying yourself. Continue reading POLICE NEARLY TACKLE DRIVER AFTER HIGH-SPEED CHASE UNTIL HE IDENTIFIES HIMSELF AS “COUNCILMAN-ADJACENT”