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absurd politics, Donald Trump, Government, Habeas Circus, Law & Order

How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

A Trump-appointed judge delivered a measured and informative response to attorney Lindsey Halligan, emphasizing the importance of evidence and legal standards over rhetorical flair. This courtroom interaction, framed as a memorable lesson, contrasts expectations about Trump’s judges, showcasing a commitment to procedural norms amidst a performance-driven culture in Washington. Continue reading How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

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Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement

Operation: Definitely Not Happening

Blue Lives Matter humorously suggests a covert operation involving off-duty cops misdirecting protesters during ICE raids, while denying any such event took place. The statement creates a paradox, claiming success for an operation that doesn’t exist, exemplifying a unique approach to political messaging where denials coexist with elaborate descriptions. Continue reading Operation: Definitely Not Happening

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Congress, democrats, Government, History, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

House Democrats plan a solemn commemorative hearing for January 6, 2026, marking the fifth anniversary of the January 6 Capitol events, which they call a near-democratic collapse. This hearing will emphasize the importance of voting to prevent similar incidents, despite critiques of its necessity and format. Democrats assert it’s vital to remember this event annually. Continue reading Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

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