Tag: conservative humor

Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Cultural Meltdowns, Politics

The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

America’s conservatives are facing a cultural crisis as major streaming platforms now feature only Kid Rock, Nicki Minaj, and Lee Greenwood, following widespread boycotts spurred by anti-ICE protests. The resulting limited playlists have driven frustrations among listeners, prompting some to seek new music while advocacy groups launch initiatives to expand song choices. Continue reading The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

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Global News, Greenland, Media Critique, Politics, Satire

NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

The New York Post is launching The Greenland Post, a tabloid focused on Greenland following renewed interest from President Trump. It aims to deliver straightforward Arctic coverage with eye-catching headlines. The paper reflects a humorous take on governance, promising content tailored to its audience without hiring local journalists, relying instead on remote reporting. Continue reading NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

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Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Internet Meltdowns, Satire

Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

A local man has humorously intensified his support for ICE, declaring he stands with the agency “more than ever than the last more than ever.” His enthusiasm, likened to compound interest, rises after various stimuli, including political statements or social media protests. Friends note this marks his ninth consecutive declaration since 2018. Continue reading Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

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Arts & Entertainment, Cultural Meltdowns, Donald Trump, Satire

World Spared From Having to Watch Wicked as Composer Cancels Kennedy Center Event Over Trump Interference

In a surprising turn of events, composer Stephen Schwartz canceled a Kennedy Center event for “Wicked” due to alleged political interference from Donald Trump, sparking widespread relief among those who would have had to endure the lengthy musical. While theater enthusiasts mourned, many others celebrated their unexpected freedom from attending. Continue reading World Spared From Having to Watch Wicked as Composer Cancels Kennedy Center Event Over Trump Interference

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