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Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

Virginia’s new Democratic leadership swiftly repealed Executive Order 47 to prioritize football recruiting, disregarding concerns about public safety and law enforcement. Critics warn that this decision could lead to increased crime, as cooperation with federal authorities is halted. Officials claim trade-offs in policy are necessary, emphasizing the importance of sports over safety. Continue reading Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

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Virginia Tech Cancels JMU Game, Declares Victory Over Accountability

Virginia Tech has canceled its 2026 game against James Madison, citing logistical issues linked to the ACC’s new nine-game schedule. Critics argue this decision stems from fear of JMU’s recent success and potential embarrassment for VT, which has not beaten them in years, marking a decline in VT’s football relevance. Continue reading Virginia Tech Cancels JMU Game, Declares Victory Over Accountability

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“After a Lot of Prayer”: Inside the Transfer Portal Church of Getting the Bag

College football has transformed, with players increasingly entering the transfer portal driven by financial incentives rather than loyalty or commitment. Traditional values have diminished, as transfers are likened to subscription upgrades. Players, often citing divine guidance, prioritize lucrative NIL deals, reflecting a shift towards a free-agency mentality in the sport. Continue reading “After a Lot of Prayer”: Inside the Transfer Portal Church of Getting the Bag

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