Tag: city governance

absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Baltimore Bans Snow Chairs After Mayor Scott Drops the Policy Bars in a Rap Verse

Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott addressed the city’s snow-day parking controversy through a rap track, declaring parking space savers illegal. Despite residents’ longstanding claims over street spots, the mayor’s message emphasized compliance with city rules. Response from the community was mixed, with some residents firmly attached to their chairs. Enforcement will proceed alongside the musical message. Continue reading Baltimore Bans Snow Chairs After Mayor Scott Drops the Policy Bars in a Rap Verse

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Satire, Urban Absurdity, Washington absurdity

See No Evil, Bark No Crime

Democratic leaders are facing backlash for a controversial initiative encouraging them to navigate communities with closed eyes to avoid confronting crime. Dubbed “Vision Zero (But For Vision),” the program aims to manage perceptions of public safety, promoting the idea that unperceived crime does not exist. Critics argue this approach represents willful blindness rather than real governance. Continue reading See No Evil, Bark No Crime

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