SEATTLE CELEBRATES SUPER BOWL BY SPEED-RUNNING CIVILIZATION

Following the Seattle Seahawks’ Super Bowl victory, Mayor Katie Wilson infamously ordered the release of prisoners, sparking chaotic celebrations throughout the city. What began as a joyous event devolved into mayhem, prompting a reevaluation of criminal justice reform strategies. Officials assured future celebrations would be more organized and controlled. Continue reading SEATTLE CELEBRATES SUPER BOWL BY SPEED-RUNNING CIVILIZATION