Tag: circus politics

Advocacy, Protests, Satire

CLOWNCAST AWAY: Mr. Wiggles Devastated After Circus Declares “No Clowns Day” in Stunning Act of Emotional Betrayal

The Grand Royale Traveling Circus held a No Clowns Day, causing devastation for longtime clown Mr. Wiggles. He protested silently while others reacted with mixed feelings. Critics labeled the ban as institutional clownphobia. Although normal operations resumed, emotional damage lingered, prompting Wiggles to file a grievance, advocating for clown rights and dignity. Continue reading CLOWNCAST AWAY: Mr. Wiggles Devastated After Circus Declares “No Clowns Day” in Stunning Act of Emotional Betrayal

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Campaigns, Politics, Satire

POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

Mr. Wiggles, a disbarred courtroom jester, announced his candidacy for Montgomery County Executive in 2026, aiming for the GOP nomination. His platform includes banning boring bureaucrats and implementing innovative plans like balloon animal accessibility. Despite skepticism about his qualifications, he resonates with some voters, marking a unique political approach. Continue reading POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

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