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Politics, voter outreach, Elections, Washington absurdity, Democrazy, Washington DC

Capitol Mystery: Is Mitch McConnell Being Operated by Remote Control?

In 2026, rumors circulate that Senator Mitch McConnell has been “functionally offline” while his staff manipulates the legislative process to block the SAVE Act. Various potential puppet masters, including Senate leaders and the parliamentarian, influence actions silently, revealing a system designed to stall bills, suggesting the Senate operates independently of McConnell. Continue reading Capitol Mystery: Is Mitch McConnell Being Operated by Remote Control?

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Congress & Power, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

Christmas in Washington is supposed to be festive—but for Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, it’s a reminder of life in the minority: no gavels, no subpoenas, and no leverage. Just empty hallways, hollow decorations, and strongly worded statements echoing into the cold. Continue reading A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

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Holidays, poetry, Satire, Series, Washington Christmas Classics

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Shutdown

The parody reflects on the looming government shutdown, likening it to the Christmas season. Progress is stalled by routine political rhetoric and futile negotiations, as staff prepare for potential layoffs. Amidst the familiar chaos, the cycle of blame and uncertainty continues, leaving workers and markets in a state of anxious anticipation. Continue reading It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Shutdown

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