Virginia Democrats Unveil New District Map, Accidentally Annex West Virginia

Virginia Democrats unveiled a new congressional map that mistakenly merged parts of West Virginia into Virginia, creating unconventional district shapes. Officials learned via social media and expressed confusion over the change. Despite claims of inclusivity and fairness, critics labeled the map a chaotic design. Democrats promise to fix the error before the next election. Continue reading Virginia Democrats Unveil New District Map, Accidentally Annex West Virginia

The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

This week in Richmond, newly sworn-in Governor Abigail Spanberger sparked chaos as hamburgers mysteriously vanished shortly after her inauguration, earning her the nickname “Hamburglar of Hard-Earned Money.” Her controversial “Spanburger Doctrine” implies confiscating edible goods as “nutritional contributions,” leaving residents bewildered and concerned about a future without safe backyard cookouts. Continue reading The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing