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Politics, voter outreach, Elections, Washington absurdity, Democrazy, Washington DC

Capitol Mystery: Is Mitch McConnell Being Operated by Remote Control?

In 2026, rumors circulate that Senator Mitch McConnell has been “functionally offline” while his staff manipulates the legislative process to block the SAVE Act. Various potential puppet masters, including Senate leaders and the parliamentarian, influence actions silently, revealing a system designed to stall bills, suggesting the Senate operates independently of McConnell. Continue reading Capitol Mystery: Is Mitch McConnell Being Operated by Remote Control?

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Elections, Politics, voter outreach, Washington absurdity

Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff have requested a legislative exemption from the SAVE Act, fearing it may set a precedent requiring proof of Congress members’ presence to validate votes. They advocate for flexible participation methods while expressing concerns about increased voter verification impacting democratic access. Their proposed act seeks to redefine attendance. Continue reading Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

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Holidays, poetry, Satire, Series, Washington Christmas Classics

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Shutdown

The parody reflects on the looming government shutdown, likening it to the Christmas season. Progress is stalled by routine political rhetoric and futile negotiations, as staff prepare for potential layoffs. Amidst the familiar chaos, the cycle of blame and uncertainty continues, leaving workers and markets in a state of anxious anticipation. Continue reading It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Shutdown

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