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absurd politics, California, Satire

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

In a bizarre incident, Congressman Eric Swalwell was found in a Capitol closet after facing tough press inquiries about his credibility and residency. Critics allege this meltdown stems from his questionable past, including ties to Chinese intelligence. While California voters seem unfazed, whispers of his chaotic campaign continue, raising concerns about his transparency. Continue reading BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

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absurd politics, California, economy, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Gavin Newsom Declares California the “Economic Model,” Davos Immediately Checks Wallets

During a speech at Davos, California Gov. Gavin Newsom proclaimed the state as a model for global prosperity despite its high costs and regulations. Critics highlighted California’s severe poverty and affordability issues. Newsom humorously suggested that residents leaving the state were merely “exporting the California experience.” His remarks sparked confusion and skepticism among attendees. Continue reading Gavin Newsom Declares California the “Economic Model,” Davos Immediately Checks Wallets

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Politics, Satire

🧼 The Great American Virtue Olympics: Which State Virtue Signals the Most?

The 2025 Virtue Signaling State Rankings critique states like California, New York, and Massachusetts for prioritizing performative activism over meaningful governance. Through examples like California’s plastic straw ban and New York’s inclusive bagel guidelines, the post highlights how leaders focus on appearances while neglecting real issues, creating a “look good” culture. Continue reading 🧼 The Great American Virtue Olympics: Which State Virtue Signals the Most?

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