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BREAKING: Wes Moore Announces ‘Political Party Animals Sphere’ at National Harbor — Promises Bipartisan Chaos, Rotating Donors, and Sponsored Outrage

Maryland Governor Wes Moore announced the creation of the Political Party Animals Sphere at National Harbor, envisioned as a nonpartisan space for political discourse. Featuring interactive exhibits and partisan-themed events, it aims to engage citizens while fostering debate. Construction awaits funding decisions, with a target opening before the next election. Continue reading BREAKING: Wes Moore Announces ‘Political Party Animals Sphere’ at National Harbor — Promises Bipartisan Chaos, Rotating Donors, and Sponsored Outrage

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Holidays, Washington absurdity

Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

Political turmoil ensued after leaks from Santa Claus’s Naughty List, igniting accusations of voter suppression and list manipulation. Both parties demanded audits and transparency. Santa, feeling overwhelmed, clarified his focus on gift delivery. As investigations unfold, holiday gift deliveries may be delayed, highlighting the contentious nature of political seasons. Continue reading Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

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