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Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

Annapolis has fined Snow $1,250 for obstructing bike lanes and sidewalks, highlighting a commitment to climate accountability. While Snow plans to contest the violation, city officials emphasize the importance of impact over intent. A new Seasonal Accountability Task Force will be established to address future issues related to snow and transportation equity. Continue reading Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

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MEGALODON WATCH

In the first week of Maryland politics, Senator Chris Van Hollen earned top accolades for his combative television performance. Other lawmakers displayed steady confidence in defending symbolic legislation, while committee hearings were marked by outbursts lacking substance. The week highlighted the importance of camera presence over substantive policy in political success. Continue reading MEGALODON WATCH

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The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

The emerging Megalodon Party in Maryland is transitioning from a humorous concept to a strategic political entity, with Chris Van Hollen as a leading figure. Emphasizing aggressive engagement and strong media presence, the party aims to reflect a new approach to politics, favoring candidates who exhibit combative traits over consensus-building. Continue reading The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

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Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

As Maryland stares into a growing fiscal abyss, Gov. Wes Moore unveiled a bold plan to spend billions anyway — and when asked where the money would come from, he didn’t say “taxes,” “cuts,” or even “borrowing.” Instead, he talked about Pokémon cards, Warhammer battles, and trusting the lore. Economists remain confused. Gamers feel oddly seen. Continue reading Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

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