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Rabid in Annapolis? Health Officials Confirm Raccoon Case as Hakeem Jeffries Visits to Push Redistricting

A raccoon in Annapolis has tested positive for rabies, causing concern among residents. The aggressive behavior reported coincided with Hakeem Jeffries’ visit to discuss controversial redistricting plans that could diminish Republican representation. Experts highlight the parallels between rabies and gerrymandering, urging vigilance against aggressive animals and political strategies alike. Continue reading Rabid in Annapolis? Health Officials Confirm Raccoon Case as Hakeem Jeffries Visits to Push Redistricting

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

A group of monks on a peace walk inadvertently addressed Maryland’s affordability crisis in just five minutes at the State House, implementing substantial budget cuts and tax reductions with their simple, mindful approach. Their surprising efficiency contrasts sharply with years of bureaucratic efforts, leaving families to wonder why such solutions aren’t commonplace. Continue reading Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, Satire

“It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claimed his election victory in 2022 was solely due to racism among voters, sparking disbelief among analysts. His satirical remarks have drawn both support and confusion, as critics question the validity of such a claim. Ultimately, his statement reflects the evolving and often absurd nature of political discourse. Continue reading “It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Maryland

Maryland Enters Five-Alarm Crisis After Governor Suggests State Flag May Be… Complicated

Maryland has declared a state of emergency following Governor Wes Moore’s comments labeling the state flag a “contradiction.” This remark sparked outrage among residents, leading to chaotic online reactions and conspiracy theories, with many vowing to defend the flag at all costs. Despite the uproar, the flag remains unchanged and proudly displayed. Continue reading Maryland Enters Five-Alarm Crisis After Governor Suggests State Flag May Be… Complicated

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

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absurd politics, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Democrats Stage Luxury Cage Match as Trone and McClain Delaney Fight Over Who Is More Relatable to People Who Own Zero Yachts

The Maryland Democratic primary between multimillionaires David Trone and April McClain Delaney highlights a contentious battle devoid of substantive policy. Both candidates exhibit an aversion to genuine voter engagement, focusing instead on accusations of authenticity. The election epitomizes a party more concerned with elite fundraising than addressing working-class issues. Continue reading Maryland Democrats Stage Luxury Cage Match as Trone and McClain Delaney Fight Over Who Is More Relatable to People Who Own Zero Yachts

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Government, Maryland, Politics, Secondhand Service, State & Local

Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

Maryland Governor Wes Moore may receive a Bronze Star for his performance during a recent snowstorm, dubbed “The Battle of Slightly Icy Roads.” His video updates, viewed by 78 people, were deemed an act of heroism. Critics questioned the absence of snowplows, attributing it to strategic morale-building rather than oversight. Continue reading Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

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Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

Annapolis and Anne Arundel County say their snow removal crackdown is about protecting seniors and the disabled. To prove it, they’re fining those same seniors and disabled residents for failing to shovel snow they didn’t ask for, can’t lift, and definitely can’t afford to ignore. Continue reading Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

Governor Wes Moore has claimed Maryland faces a significant structural deficit, despite inheriting a multi-billion-dollar surplus. Critics argue his portrayal of finances lacks credibility, pointing out that basic arithmetic contradicts his statements. Ultimately, the issue lies not in math but in how the governor communicates financial realities to the public. Continue reading Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

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Maryland Democrats Announce ‘Affordability Focus’—Residents Check Locks, Hide Wallets

The Annapolis Democratic establishment’s announcement to prioritize affordability has drawn skepticism from residents, who see it as ironic given their history of policies that increased living costs. Critics liken it to a burglar offering home security tips. Marylanders urge real accountability rather than more studies and temporary relief. Continue reading Maryland Democrats Announce ‘Affordability Focus’—Residents Check Locks, Hide Wallets

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