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A Controlled Study on Conceptual Recall Deficits in Progressive Political Subjects

A study published in the Journal of Scientific Hypotheses In Theoretical Environments examined self-identified American liberals’ ability to define fundamental concepts. Findings indicated a significant inability to accurately define terms like “woman” and “fascism,” locate Minnesota, or recall the U.S. Constitution’s opening words, suggesting a phenomenon termed Selective Ideological Amnesia. Continue reading A Controlled Study on Conceptual Recall Deficits in Progressive Political Subjects

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The Overnight Affluence Phenomenon (OAP): A Longitudinal, Vibes-Adjusted Study of Sudden Wealth Accretion in Newly Elected Political Officials

This paper humorously investigates the phenomenon of sudden wealth accumulation among elected officials post-election, proposing terms like Electo-Gravitational Capitalization. Through ironic methodologies and case studies, it uncovers unusually high wealth growth rates, suggesting political office creates unique financial advantages. Conclusions emphasize the correlation of politics and wealth, urging further inquiry. Continue reading The Overnight Affluence Phenomenon (OAP): A Longitudinal, Vibes-Adjusted Study of Sudden Wealth Accretion in Newly Elected Political Officials

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