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Walz Heads for the Hills: Minnesota Governor Quits Politics, Discovers His Inner Brokeback Commentator

Tim Walz has withdrawn from the 2026 Minnesota governor’s race, announcing an unusual strategy to “ride” Donald Trump with relentless commentary. This metaphor sparked humor and speculation, comparing their dynamic to cinematic rivalries. As Walz exits politics, he leaves behind an unforgettable quote and a bizarre narrative reminiscent of film plots. Continue reading Walz Heads for the Hills: Minnesota Governor Quits Politics, Discovers His Inner Brokeback Commentator

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Tim Walz Drops Out of 2026 Governor’s Race to “Focus on the Children” (Specifically, the Daycare Paperwork)

In a move aides are calling “bold,” “selfless,” and “please stop asking follow-up questions,” Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced Monday that he is dropping out of the 2026 governor’s race—and reelection entirely—to refocus his energies on what he described as “Minnesota’s most important unfinished project: daycare centers.” Not roads.Not schools.Not public safety. Daycare centers. More precisely, the governor said he plans to spend his time … Continue reading Tim Walz Drops Out of 2026 Governor’s Race to “Focus on the Children” (Specifically, the Daycare Paperwork)

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