In Montgomery County, Mr. Wiggles, a satirical clown lawyer, became trapped for seven hours on the American Legion Bridge during rush hour. Armed with a kazoo and balloon animals, he faced traffic woes and absurd hallucinations. After finally crossing into Virginia, he proposed a “Honk lane” for improved traffic flow and vowed never to attempt the bridge again. Continue reading BREAKING: Mr. Wiggles Trapped in Existential Hell After Attempting to Cross American Legion Bridge at Rush Hour