Category: State

absurd politics, Minnesota, Politics, State, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

Amy Klobuchar Announces She’s Ready to Finish the Job on Minnesota

Amy Klobuchar has announced her candidacy for governor of Minnesota, emphasizing “steady leadership” while critics label her approach as lacking accountability. Her campaign platform prioritizes expanding failed policies and dismissing voter concerns. Observers describe her as a continuation of current governance, characterized by institutional inertia and unyielding political niceness. Continue reading Amy Klobuchar Announces She’s Ready to Finish the Job on Minnesota

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absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

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absurd politics, Minnesota

Walz of Fury: Minnesota Governor Appears to Challenge Entire Planet to a Fight

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz appears to be challenging the entire country to a fight—political, rhetorical, and possibly imaginary—as he squares off against everyone from national figures to the latest talking-point mascot, all while critics say the fury looks less like courage and more like a very loud distraction. Continue reading Walz of Fury: Minnesota Governor Appears to Challenge Entire Planet to a Fight

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absurd politics, New York, Politics, State & Local

City of Promises, Now Accepting Cash Only

New Yorkers are disillusioned after Mayor Zohran Mamdani failed to deliver promised free services, blaming various external forces. While residents struggle with their finances, Mamdani introduced new, aggressive taxes instead of relief. As accountability seems lost in shifting blame, citizens await clarity on what “free” truly means in this context. Continue reading City of Promises, Now Accepting Cash Only

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absurd politics, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Democrats Stage Luxury Cage Match as Trone and McClain Delaney Fight Over Who Is More Relatable to People Who Own Zero Yachts

The Maryland Democratic primary between multimillionaires David Trone and April McClain Delaney highlights a contentious battle devoid of substantive policy. Both candidates exhibit an aversion to genuine voter engagement, focusing instead on accusations of authenticity. The election epitomizes a party more concerned with elite fundraising than addressing working-class issues. Continue reading Maryland Democrats Stage Luxury Cage Match as Trone and McClain Delaney Fight Over Who Is More Relatable to People Who Own Zero Yachts

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New York, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Hakeem Jeffries: The Boy Who Flew Away From Responsibility

Hakeem Jeffries, a Brooklyn-born politician, is criticized for evading responsibility and failing to address real issues. Dubbed “Dumbo” due to his tendency to vanish when accountability arises, his leadership style is characterized by vague rhetoric and detachment. Instead of confronting problems, he focuses on surface-level concerns, leaving taxpayers disappointed. Continue reading Hakeem Jeffries: The Boy Who Flew Away From Responsibility

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absurd politics, Elections, Habeas Circus, Politics, Satire, virginia

Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

A Virginia circuit court judge deemed the Democrats’ redistricting amendment illegal, citing multiple procedural violations. This ruling sparked mixed reactions; Democrats called it a temporary setback while Republicans celebrated. Political analysts suggest that lawyers benefit the most from this situation. Democrats plan a comeback with a new redistricting effort. Continue reading Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

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absurd politics, New York, Urban Absurdity

Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

In a recent snowstorm, New York’s response was criticized when politician Zohran Mamdani donned a Carhartt jacket as a fashion statement rather than taking action. This display highlighted a trend of superficial solidarity among leaders, prioritizing image over effective governance. New Yorkers faced real struggles, while styled politicians offered only empty symbolism. Continue reading Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Baltimore Bans Snow Chairs After Mayor Scott Drops the Policy Bars in a Rap Verse

Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott addressed the city’s snow-day parking controversy through a rap track, declaring parking space savers illegal. Despite residents’ longstanding claims over street spots, the mayor’s message emphasized compliance with city rules. Response from the community was mixed, with some residents firmly attached to their chairs. Enforcement will proceed alongside the musical message. Continue reading Baltimore Bans Snow Chairs After Mayor Scott Drops the Policy Bars in a Rap Verse

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