Category: State

immigration, Minnesota, Olympics, Protests, Sports & Whatever

Minnesota Antifa Puts Minneapolis on Pause to Watch Ilya Malinin Skate, Gives Locals Minutes to Find Their Vehicles

In Minneapolis, anti-ICE protesters took an unusual temporary ceasefire during Olympic figure skating, prioritizing Ilya Malinin’s performance over their ongoing demonstrations. Traffic flow improved briefly as demonstrators paused their actions, only to resume after watching the event. The surreal moment highlighted the unique blend of local culture and political activism. Continue reading Minnesota Antifa Puts Minneapolis on Pause to Watch Ilya Malinin Skate, Gives Locals Minutes to Find Their Vehicles

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, Satire

“It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claimed his election victory in 2022 was solely due to racism among voters, sparking disbelief among analysts. His satirical remarks have drawn both support and confusion, as critics question the validity of such a claim. Ultimately, his statement reflects the evolving and often absurd nature of political discourse. Continue reading “It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State & Local, virginia

DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

Maryland and Virginia officials insist their newly redrawn congressional maps are perfectly legal—despite evidence they were impulse-bought on DealDash at 3:17 a.m. during a bidding war labeled “BUY IT NOW: DEMOCRACY.” Continue reading DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

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Culture & Absurdity, Democrazy, Maryland, Satire, Sports & Whatever

Governor Wes Moore Recalls Glory Days With Jamaican Bobsled Team, Prepares for Olympic Hall of Fame Induction

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore takes a victory lap down memory lane, recalling his “legendary” run with the Jamaican bobsled team at the Salt Lake City Olympics—an experience he says perfectly prepared him for the downhill thrills of modern governance. Continue reading Governor Wes Moore Recalls Glory Days With Jamaican Bobsled Team, Prepares for Olympic Hall of Fame Induction

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absurd politics, Politics, State & Local, virginia

Virginia Democrats Unveil New District Map, Accidentally Annex West Virginia

Virginia Democrats unveiled a new congressional map that mistakenly merged parts of West Virginia into Virginia, creating unconventional district shapes. Officials learned via social media and expressed confusion over the change. Despite claims of inclusivity and fairness, critics labeled the map a chaotic design. Democrats promise to fix the error before the next election. Continue reading Virginia Democrats Unveil New District Map, Accidentally Annex West Virginia

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Donald Trump, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

Donald Trump is planning a monumental tribute for America’s 250th birthday: a massive McDonald’s Golden Arches structure at the National Mall. Described as “historic,” the design includes a drive-thru, a Hall of Condiments, and aims to capture America’s spirit of efficiency. Critics argue it commercializes civic space, while supporters embrace its cultural relevance. Continue reading Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Maryland

Maryland Enters Five-Alarm Crisis After Governor Suggests State Flag May Be… Complicated

Maryland has declared a state of emergency following Governor Wes Moore’s comments labeling the state flag a “contradiction.” This remark sparked outrage among residents, leading to chaotic online reactions and conspiracy theories, with many vowing to defend the flag at all costs. Despite the uproar, the flag remains unchanged and proudly displayed. Continue reading Maryland Enters Five-Alarm Crisis After Governor Suggests State Flag May Be… Complicated

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absurd politics, economy, Maryland, Politics

State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

Maryland Democratic leaders are facing backlash over soaring BGE bills after closing power plants without replacements. Residents mistakenly thought high charges were errors, while officials offered vague explanations for new fees. Amid public outrage, a task force will study the situation, and a new program promises temporary credits funded by future fees. Continue reading State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

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2026 Midterms Guide, Elections, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, virginia

From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

A Virginia Beach inmate, serving time for abduction and rape, has launched an unconventional congressional campaign from prison, emphasizing his “real-world experience” with the justice system. His agenda includes criminal justice reform, transparency, and a grassroots outreach strategy. The campaign raises questions about ethics and eligibility in politics. Continue reading From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

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absurd politics, Maryland, megalodon party, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

The emerging Megalodon Party in Maryland is transitioning from a humorous concept to a strategic political entity, with Chris Van Hollen as a leading figure. Emphasizing aggressive engagement and strong media presence, the party aims to reflect a new approach to politics, favoring candidates who exhibit combative traits over consensus-building. Continue reading The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

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