Category: State

Law Enforcement, New York, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani Names FDNY Commissioner With Zero Firefighting Experience, Says ‘Lived Experience With Alarm Clocks Is Enough’

Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani promised to rethink public safety, and New York got exactly that—by naming an FDNY commissioner whose strongest qualification appears to be strong opinions and zero firefighting experience. Critics say it’s reckless. Supporters say it’s “historic.” Fires, meanwhile, remain unconvinced. Continue reading Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani Names FDNY Commissioner With Zero Firefighting Experience, Says ‘Lived Experience With Alarm Clocks Is Enough’

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Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Breaking: Wes Moore Announces Bold Redistricting Plan to Escape HOA Dues

Maryland Governor Wes Moore introduced a controversial redistricting proposal aimed at addressing homeowner association fees, claiming it promotes equity and representation. Critics argue it’s gerrymandering for personal gain, while supporters see it as innovative governance. The plan may redefine district lines to eliminate certain HOA fees for Moore’s neighborhood, sparking debate. Continue reading Breaking: Wes Moore Announces Bold Redistricting Plan to Escape HOA Dues

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democrats, Games, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State

REAL OR FAKE: The Wes Moore Edition

“Real or Fake” is a political satire game featuring Maryland Governor Wes Moore. Contestants navigate statements about his life, questioning their truthfulness. With rounds focusing on military accolades, academic claims, and biographical discrepancies, the game emphasizes confusion and scrutiny in politics, ultimately challenging perceptions of honesty and resume embellishment. Continue reading REAL OR FAKE: The Wes Moore Edition

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Maryland, Politics, Satire, Uncategorized

🏆 Montgomery County, Maryland: Virtue Signaling Capital of the World™

Montgomery County, Maryland, prioritizes symbolic gestures over practical governance. Despite a multitude of resolutions and bans, real issues like crumbling infrastructure and affordable housing are neglected. The county focuses on moral superiority and public image, often at the expense of citizen needs, resulting in superficial legislation and ongoing challenges. Continue reading 🏆 Montgomery County, Maryland: Virtue Signaling Capital of the World™

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democrats, Government Waste, Maryland, Satire

Maryland Governor Wes Moore Unveils Revolutionary Math: Saving Taxpayers by Taxing Them Into Poverty

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claims his administration saved taxpayers billions by cutting government brochures, though this includes new fees like the Invisible Item Fee and narrative taxes. Critics question his fiscal math, viewing it as fictional. Moore insists residents benefit, despite proposing a controversial Existence Fee for simply living in the state. Continue reading Maryland Governor Wes Moore Unveils Revolutionary Math: Saving Taxpayers by Taxing Them Into Poverty

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democrats, Maryland, Satire

Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at a gala hosted by The Institute for Progressive Empathy™ as the 2025 “Man of the Year.” Duke, whose rap sheet is longer than the MARC Train schedule, has previously served time for racketeering, goat theft, … Continue reading Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

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democrats, Maryland, Satire, voter outreach

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

Maryland Governor Wes Moore faces scrutiny over claims of using doppelgangers to attend multiple events simultaneously. Reports suggest he may have hired actors to project an omnipresent image. While his office denies the allegations, citizens react with mixed feelings, asking for effective governance regardless of which Moore appears. Continue reading Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

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Advocacy, Environment, Maryland

Maryland Pays, Virginia Plays: How an Energy Project Is Sacrificing Maryland Land for Northern Virginia’s Big Tech Boom

Joanne Frederick discovers that a proposed transmission line, the Maryland Piedmont Reliability Project, will benefit Northern Virginia’s data centers, not Maryland. The project poses risks to Maryland’s rural communities, environment, and property rights, with local leaders largely silent. This situation reflects a broader trend of sacrificing rural areas for corporate profits. Continue reading Maryland Pays, Virginia Plays: How an Energy Project Is Sacrificing Maryland Land for Northern Virginia’s Big Tech Boom

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California, Florida, State

Arrested for a Vacation: How Eleanor Leclair Ballester’s Case Exposes the Arbitrary and Broken American Family Court System

The arrest and imprisonment of Eleanor Leclair Ballester, a mother accused of kidnapping for taking her children on vacation, highlights severe flaws within the American family court system. Her case reveals inconsistent enforcement, lack of constitutional protections, and the detrimental impact on families, questioning the true intent of these courts aimed at maintaining control rather than achieving justice. Continue reading Arrested for a Vacation: How Eleanor Leclair Ballester’s Case Exposes the Arbitrary and Broken American Family Court System

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