Category: Sports & Whatever

absurd politics, Culture & Absurdity, Sports & Whatever

Stephen A. Smith Announces 2028 Presidential Run, Vows to “Fix This Nation the Same Way I Fixed the Knicks”

Stephen A. Smith is considering a 2028 presidential run, showcasing his trademark debate style. He criticizes both major parties, suggesting bold, unorthodox policies, like replacing the State of the Union with a monologue and demanding accountability from Congress. His outsider status and intense delivery could revolutionize political debates, captivating audiences nationwide. Continue reading Stephen A. Smith Announces 2028 Presidential Run, Vows to “Fix This Nation the Same Way I Fixed the Knicks”

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Sports & Whatever

NCAA Announces “Feelings-First Playoffs” — Every Team Gets A Trophy Just for Trying

The NCAA has introduced the Feelings-First Playoff System (FFPS), uniting all NCAA Division I FBS teams in an inclusive playoff format. This new approach prioritizes emotional well-being over competitive fairness, featuring whimsical matchups and participation awards. Critics argue it dilutes competition, while supporters celebrate enhanced fan engagement and storytelling. Continue reading NCAA Announces “Feelings-First Playoffs” — Every Team Gets A Trophy Just for Trying

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Politics, Satire, Sports & Whatever

No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

The intertwining of sports and politics has grown pronounced, with lawmakers increasingly referencing sports culture during discussions on budget and fiscal discipline. Instead of productive debates, sessions resemble chaotic sporting events, with bipartisan jabs and metaphorical excess. Ultimately, budgets are passed amid a backdrop of disillusionment, leaving the national debt unaddressed. Continue reading No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Celebrity, Culture & Absurdity, Sports & Whatever

Creed Announces They Will Be the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show, NFL Learns About It on Social Media

Creed boldly announced they will perform at the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show, despite the NFL not selecting a performer. The announcement sparked widespread joy in rural America, with fans expressing emotional support. The NFL is still processing the surprise declaration, sensing its inevitability, as Creed outlines an already planned setlist. Continue reading Creed Announces They Will Be the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show, NFL Learns About It on Social Media

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immigration, Minnesota, Olympics, Protests, Sports & Whatever

Minnesota Antifa Puts Minneapolis on Pause to Watch Ilya Malinin Skate, Gives Locals Minutes to Find Their Vehicles

In Minneapolis, anti-ICE protesters took an unusual temporary ceasefire during Olympic figure skating, prioritizing Ilya Malinin’s performance over their ongoing demonstrations. Traffic flow improved briefly as demonstrators paused their actions, only to resume after watching the event. The surreal moment highlighted the unique blend of local culture and political activism. Continue reading Minnesota Antifa Puts Minneapolis on Pause to Watch Ilya Malinin Skate, Gives Locals Minutes to Find Their Vehicles

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Satire, Sports & Whatever

SEATTLE CELEBRATES SUPER BOWL BY SPEED-RUNNING CIVILIZATION

Following the Seattle Seahawks’ Super Bowl victory, Mayor Katie Wilson infamously ordered the release of prisoners, sparking chaotic celebrations throughout the city. What began as a joyous event devolved into mayhem, prompting a reevaluation of criminal justice reform strategies. Officials assured future celebrations would be more organized and controlled. Continue reading SEATTLE CELEBRATES SUPER BOWL BY SPEED-RUNNING CIVILIZATION

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Donald Trump, immigration, Olympics, Politics, Sports & Whatever

Breaking: Trump Announces ‘Most Secure Olympics Ever’ by Replacing Team USA with ICE Agents

In a satirical announcement, Donald Trump proposed sending ICE agents instead of athletes to the 2026 Winter Olympics, claiming it showcases “American excellence.” The plan involves reimagining traditional sports as compliance exercises, leading to widespread protests and confusion. Critics question its legitimacy and impact on Olympic values. Continue reading Breaking: Trump Announces ‘Most Secure Olympics Ever’ by Replacing Team USA with ICE Agents

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Global News, Government Dysfunction, International, Olympics, Satire, Sports & Whatever

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Forecasts Glorious 137-Medal Victory at 2026 Winter Olympics Milan Cortina

Pyongyang’s state media has already declared victory at Milan-Cortina 2026—projecting 137 gold medals, zero bronze, and a mountain that politely lowers itself out of respect. Reality, officials say, remains under review. Continue reading Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Forecasts Glorious 137-Medal Victory at 2026 Winter Olympics Milan Cortina

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Culture & Absurdity, Democrazy, Maryland, Satire, Sports & Whatever

Governor Wes Moore Recalls Glory Days With Jamaican Bobsled Team, Prepares for Olympic Hall of Fame Induction

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore takes a victory lap down memory lane, recalling his “legendary” run with the Jamaican bobsled team at the Salt Lake City Olympics—an experience he says perfectly prepared him for the downhill thrills of modern governance. Continue reading Governor Wes Moore Recalls Glory Days With Jamaican Bobsled Team, Prepares for Olympic Hall of Fame Induction

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