Christmas in Washington is supposed to be festive—but for Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, it’s a reminder of life in the minority: no gavels, no subpoenas, and no leverage. Just empty hallways, hollow decorations, and strongly worded statements echoing into the cold. Continue reading A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries
Political turmoil ensued after leaks from Santa Claus’s Naughty List, igniting accusations of voter suppression and list manipulation. Both parties demanded audits and transparency. Santa, feeling overwhelmed, clarified his focus on gift delivery. As investigations unfold, holiday gift deliveries may be delayed, highlighting the contentious nature of political seasons. Continue reading Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks
The White House announced the official Christmas tree will now be called a “Non-Denominational Evergreen Experience,” reflecting sensitivity to diverse holiday preferences. The annual tree lighting is renamed “Seasonal Illumination Moment,” prompting political debates. Critics and supporters argue over the tree’s identity, while Americans are encouraged to celebrate inclusively. Continue reading White House Confirms Christmas Tree Identifies as a “Non-Denominational Evergreen”
Congress is holding a special Christmas Recess to investigate the constitutional status of Christmas, citing its growing complexity and controversy. While Santa Claus testifies on issues like the Naughty List, bipartisan concern for holiday oversight has emerged. A $47 billion fund is proposed for emissions standards, but the inquiry is expected to extend until Easter. Continue reading Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed
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