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absurd politics, economy, Maryland, Politics

State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

Maryland Democratic leaders are facing backlash over soaring BGE bills after closing power plants without replacements. Residents mistakenly thought high charges were errors, while officials offered vague explanations for new fees. Amid public outrage, a task force will study the situation, and a new program promises temporary credits funded by future fees. Continue reading State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Protests, Satire

American Education’s Greatest Success Story: Kids Who Can’t Read—but Can Shut Everything Down

American schools have shifted focus from essential academic skills to protest activism, resulting in students who are proficient in chanting but struggle with reading, math, and writing. This transformation has led to schools resembling activist boot camps, neglecting literacy and practical skills, ultimately leaving graduates unprepared for the demands of the real world. Continue reading American Education’s Greatest Success Story: Kids Who Can’t Read—but Can Shut Everything Down

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Cultural Meltdowns, Politics

The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

America’s conservatives are facing a cultural crisis as major streaming platforms now feature only Kid Rock, Nicki Minaj, and Lee Greenwood, following widespread boycotts spurred by anti-ICE protests. The resulting limited playlists have driven frustrations among listeners, prompting some to seek new music while advocacy groups launch initiatives to expand song choices. Continue reading The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

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absurd politics, Congress, Government, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Republicans Introduce Mask Mandate—for Democrats Only

A new bipartisan bill, humorously titled “You Loved It, You Wear It,” mandates that elected Democrats wear masks continuously, even in private settings. Republicans argue it promotes accountability, while Democrats condemn it as a publicity stunt. The proposal aims to provoke discussion and emphasize political hypocrisy regarding public health messaging. Continue reading Republicans Introduce Mask Mandate—for Democrats Only

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Bach's Boombox, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, immigration

Ice, Ice, Outrage: The GRAMMYs Melt Down in Real Time

At the Grammy Awards, the shocking failure of ice machines sparked chaos among attendees. Bad Bunny and Billie Eilish highlighted the crisis through their poignant performances, while Jelly Roll flaunted his ice supply, prompting outrage. Hosts struggled to manage the situation, and the event underscored the need for “Ice Equity” in Hollywood. Continue reading Ice, Ice, Outrage: The GRAMMYs Melt Down in Real Time

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2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Elections, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics

Circular Firing Squad: How the Maryland GOP Is Accidentally Clearing the Runway for the Green Party

In Maryland politics, the GOP faces fragmentation, with numerous factions competing for influence while struggling to present a coherent platform. Amid this chaos, the Green Party is gaining visibility by maintaining simplicity and unity. As the Republicans descend into infighting, the Greens may inadvertently surpass them in electoral significance. Continue reading Circular Firing Squad: How the Maryland GOP Is Accidentally Clearing the Runway for the Green Party

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

Black History Month has shifted from celebrating historical achievements to being a political tool for Democrats, often framing historical figures as weapons against Republicans. There’s a loss of nuance in understanding Black history, as it becomes a platform for partisan messaging, reduced to sound bites while real substance is overlooked. Continue reading Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

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2026 Midterms Guide, Elections, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, virginia

From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

A Virginia Beach inmate, serving time for abduction and rape, has launched an unconventional congressional campaign from prison, emphasizing his “real-world experience” with the justice system. His agenda includes criminal justice reform, transparency, and a grassroots outreach strategy. The campaign raises questions about ethics and eligibility in politics. Continue reading From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Protests

Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

Thousands of activists protested in Washington, demanding recognition and inclusion in the recent Jeffrey Epstein document release. Claiming systemic exclusion and a denial of their lived experiences, they presented various demands, including a government apology and a Netflix series about their potential involvement. Protesters vowed to continue their demonstrations until acknowledged. Continue reading Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique, Press & Free Speech

Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

Jane Fonda’s recent rally to defend Don Lemon attracted a notably small and confused crowd, described as elderly and historically out of touch. Despite being framed as a show of solidarity, the event resembled a historical reenactment rather than a genuine movement, highlighting the disconnect of celebrity activism in contemporary discourse. Continue reading Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

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