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absurd politics, immigration, Politics, Series, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Shri Thanedar Announces Bold New Immigration Plan: “If ICE Simply Went Poof, We’d All Feel Better”

Shri Thanedar proposed an unconventional immigration reform at the U.S. Capitol, suggesting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) should simply “go poof” without legislative action. His plan includes “Collective Manifestation,” “Moral Evaporation,” and “Emergency Crystals.” Critics dismissed it as unserious, while supporters believe it promotes innovative thinking in policy-making. Continue reading Shri Thanedar Announces Bold New Immigration Plan: “If ICE Simply Went Poof, We’d All Feel Better”

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absurd politics, Minnesota, Politics, Satire, Series, State vs. Federal Politics

Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything

Meet Simple Frey — the mayor who can’t remember what happened five minutes ago but somehow always remembers who to blame. In a Minneapolis where reality is optional and press conferences are performance art, every riot is a misunderstanding, every mob is a mirage, and every federal agent is guilty by default. Continue reading Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything

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absurd politics, Congress & Power, Government, Politics, Satire, State & Local

No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

State legislators across the country are promising no new taxes while implementing numerous fees that burden residents financially. Governors launch relief packages to address the cost of living increase attributed to their legislation. Lawmakers deflect blame for rising costs, framing their practices as traditional governance despite the effects on constituents’ wallets. Continue reading No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Protests, Satire

Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

What started as screaming accusations and performative outrage quickly turned into America’s strangest meet-cute, as a pack of “Kamikaze Karens” discovered that nothing melts ideological fury quite like pepper spray and a tactical vest. Continue reading Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

As Maryland stares into a growing fiscal abyss, Gov. Wes Moore unveiled a bold plan to spend billions anyway — and when asked where the money would come from, he didn’t say “taxes,” “cuts,” or even “borrowing.” Instead, he talked about Pokémon cards, Warhammer battles, and trusting the lore. Economists remain confused. Gamers feel oddly seen. Continue reading Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

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absurd politics, Canada, china, Donald Trump, Global News, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

Tired of being mocked by Donald Trump and treated like America’s polite sidekick, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reportedly dropped to his knees and began crawling toward Beijing to rebuild trade relations—proving once again that in global politics, dignity is often the first export to disappear. Continue reading Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

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absurd politics, Global News, Government, Military & Foreign Policy, russia, Satire, Secondhand Service, world leaders

Putin Deploys Hologram Army After Running Out of Actual Russians

Facing a shortage of actual Russians willing or able to fight, Vladimir Putin has reportedly deployed a cutting-edge solution: hologram soldiers. The glowing, casualty-proof army looks great on state TV, never defects, and conveniently disappears when drones fly through it—marking a bold new era of virtual warfare and imaginary victories. Continue reading Putin Deploys Hologram Army After Running Out of Actual Russians

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Politics, Protests, Washington absurdity

Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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absurd politics, Government, Health & Medical, Overreach, Politics, Washington absurdity

SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has revamped SNAP benefits, transforming them into an extreme intermittent-fasting initiative by vastly restricting food options to items deemed unsuitable. Recipients now face scarce choices, prompting underground food markets. While officials claim success, critics argue the policy leads to starvation rather than nutritional improvement, highlighting a satirical take on food insecurity. Continue reading SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Food & Health, Judicial, Politics, Satire

Little Debbie Files Emergency Lawsuit After Being “Erased” From New Food Pyramid

Little Debbie has filed a lawsuit against Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services after being excluded from the federal food pyramid. The complaint cites “nutritional discrimination,” claiming the omission undermines the cultural significance of snack cakes. Public reaction is mixed, with some supporting Little Debbie’s position. Continue reading Little Debbie Files Emergency Lawsuit After Being “Erased” From New Food Pyramid

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