Minnesota Antifa Puts Minneapolis on Pause to Watch Ilya Malinin Skate, Gives Locals Minutes to Find Their Vehicles

In Minneapolis, anti-ICE protesters took an unusual temporary ceasefire during Olympic figure skating, prioritizing Ilya Malinin’s performance over their ongoing demonstrations. Traffic flow improved briefly as demonstrators paused their actions, only to resume after watching the event. The surreal moment highlighted the unique blend of local culture and political activism. Continue reading Minnesota Antifa Puts Minneapolis on Pause to Watch Ilya Malinin Skate, Gives Locals Minutes to Find Their Vehicles

Breaking: Trump Announces ‘Most Secure Olympics Ever’ by Replacing Team USA with ICE Agents

In a satirical announcement, Donald Trump proposed sending ICE agents instead of athletes to the 2026 Winter Olympics, claiming it showcases “American excellence.” The plan involves reimagining traditional sports as compliance exercises, leading to widespread protests and confusion. Critics question its legitimacy and impact on Olympic values. Continue reading Breaking: Trump Announces ‘Most Secure Olympics Ever’ by Replacing Team USA with ICE Agents

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Forecasts Glorious 137-Medal Victory at 2026 Winter Olympics Milan Cortina

Pyongyang’s state media has already declared victory at Milan-Cortina 2026—projecting 137 gold medals, zero bronze, and a mountain that politely lowers itself out of respect. Reality, officials say, remains under review. Continue reading Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Forecasts Glorious 137-Medal Victory at 2026 Winter Olympics Milan Cortina