Category: Democrazy

absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

While President Trump prepares to deliver his 2026 State of the Union address from the House floor, a coalition of Democrats is staging their own rival spectacle across town — a swamp-themed “rebuttal” critics are calling more performance art than policy. As one side fills the Capitol chamber, the other fills wine glasses, proving once again that in Washington, governance now competes with branding. Continue reading Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

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Politics, voter outreach, Elections, Washington absurdity, Democrazy, Washington DC

Capitol Mystery: Is Mitch McConnell Being Operated by Remote Control?

In 2026, rumors circulate that Senator Mitch McConnell has been “functionally offline” while his staff manipulates the legislative process to block the SAVE Act. Various potential puppet masters, including Senate leaders and the parliamentarian, influence actions silently, revealing a system designed to stall bills, suggesting the Senate operates independently of McConnell. Continue reading Capitol Mystery: Is Mitch McConnell Being Operated by Remote Control?

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democrats, Democrazy, Satire

The People’s State of the Onion

Democrats recently launched the People’s State of the Onion, an alternative to the State of the Union that emphasizes emotional expressions over factual reporting. Sponsored by various activist groups, it aims to critique the current presidential administration while hosting by influential figures. This approach raises questions about political norms and the acceptance of election results. Continue reading The People’s State of the Onion

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democrats, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

UNKNOWN WES MOORE REVEALED AS “POLITICAL LAB CREATION,” SOURCES SAY HE WAS GROWN IN A HYDROPONIC TANK BEHIND AN IKEA

A satirical social media post claims Maryland Governor Wes Moore was not elected but “assembled” in a political lab by notable figures like Oprah Winfrey and George Soros. This fictional account suggests Moore was engineered for charisma and political ambition, sparking humorous debates about his authenticity amidst real political concerns in Maryland. Continue reading UNKNOWN WES MOORE REVEALED AS “POLITICAL LAB CREATION,” SOURCES SAY HE WAS GROWN IN A HYDROPONIC TANK BEHIND AN IKEA

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Environment, Environmental, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics

Breaking: Potomac River Officially Declares Itself “Nonpartisan” After Being Used in Federal Funding Fight

The Potomac River expressed its frustration over political debates about funding while dealing with 300 million gallons of raw sewage. As lawmakers argue over FEMA’s role, the river continues to flow unimpeded. Meanwhile, the Chesapeake Bay struggles with nutrient runoff, highlighting ongoing environmental neglect amidst political rhetoric. Continue reading Breaking: Potomac River Officially Declares Itself “Nonpartisan” After Being Used in Federal Funding Fight

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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

After being excluded from a White House dinner, Democratic governors will host their own event in Jackson Hole featuring notable figures like George Soros and George Clooney. Their gathering promises a more inclusive atmosphere with a locally sourced menu and discussions focused on socialism. Organizers insist this is not a protest. Continue reading After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Politics, Satire, Sports & Whatever

No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

The intertwining of sports and politics has grown pronounced, with lawmakers increasingly referencing sports culture during discussions on budget and fiscal discipline. Instead of productive debates, sessions resemble chaotic sporting events, with bipartisan jabs and metaphorical excess. Ultimately, budgets are passed amid a backdrop of disillusionment, leaving the national debt unaddressed. Continue reading No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, Satire

“It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claimed his election victory in 2022 was solely due to racism among voters, sparking disbelief among analysts. His satirical remarks have drawn both support and confusion, as critics question the validity of such a claim. Ultimately, his statement reflects the evolving and often absurd nature of political discourse. Continue reading “It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State & Local, virginia

DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

Maryland and Virginia officials insist their newly redrawn congressional maps are perfectly legal—despite evidence they were impulse-bought on DealDash at 3:17 a.m. during a bidding war labeled “BUY IT NOW: DEMOCRACY.” Continue reading DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

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Culture & Absurdity, Democrazy, Maryland, Satire, Sports & Whatever

Governor Wes Moore Recalls Glory Days With Jamaican Bobsled Team, Prepares for Olympic Hall of Fame Induction

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore takes a victory lap down memory lane, recalling his “legendary” run with the Jamaican bobsled team at the Salt Lake City Olympics—an experience he says perfectly prepared him for the downhill thrills of modern governance. Continue reading Governor Wes Moore Recalls Glory Days With Jamaican Bobsled Team, Prepares for Olympic Hall of Fame Induction

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