Category: Series

Cultural Meltdowns, Politics, Satire

Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road

Former Vice President Kamala Harris had a chaotic moment during her book tour, reportedly yelling “I am THE GREAT CORNHOLIO” while wearing a Metallica T-shirt. Eyewitnesses noted an apparent breakdown after she mixed something extra into her wine. The incident sparked mixed reactions among political analysts regarding its impact on her image and upcoming events. Continue reading Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road

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Congress & Power, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

Christmas in Washington is supposed to be festive—but for Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, it’s a reminder of life in the minority: no gavels, no subpoenas, and no leverage. Just empty hallways, hollow decorations, and strongly worded statements echoing into the cold. Continue reading A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

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Holidays, Washington absurdity

Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

Political turmoil ensued after leaks from Santa Claus’s Naughty List, igniting accusations of voter suppression and list manipulation. Both parties demanded audits and transparency. Santa, feeling overwhelmed, clarified his focus on gift delivery. As investigations unfold, holiday gift deliveries may be delayed, highlighting the contentious nature of political seasons. Continue reading Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

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Holidays, Series, Washington absurdity

White House Confirms Christmas Tree Identifies as a “Non-Denominational Evergreen”

The White House announced the official Christmas tree will now be called a “Non-Denominational Evergreen Experience,” reflecting sensitivity to diverse holiday preferences. The annual tree lighting is renamed “Seasonal Illumination Moment,” prompting political debates. Critics and supporters argue over the tree’s identity, while Americans are encouraged to celebrate inclusively. Continue reading White House Confirms Christmas Tree Identifies as a “Non-Denominational Evergreen”

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Holidays, Satire, Washington absurdity

Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

Congress is holding a special Christmas Recess to investigate the constitutional status of Christmas, citing its growing complexity and controversy. While Santa Claus testifies on issues like the Naughty List, bipartisan concern for holiday oversight has emerged. A $47 billion fund is proposed for emissions standards, but the inquiry is expected to extend until Easter. Continue reading Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

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Holidays, poetry, Satire, Series, Washington Christmas Classics

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Shutdown

The parody reflects on the looming government shutdown, likening it to the Christmas season. Progress is stalled by routine political rhetoric and futile negotiations, as staff prepare for potential layoffs. Amidst the familiar chaos, the cycle of blame and uncertainty continues, leaving workers and markets in a state of anxious anticipation. Continue reading It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Shutdown

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Holidays, poetry, Satire, Washington Christmas Classics

’Twas the Night Before Trump-mas

The poem humorously depicts the frantic energy of Senator Chris Van Hollen on the eve of “Trump-mas.” Filled with outrage, he rushes to address the media, fixating on Donald Trump’s influence and actions. His theatrical condemnation draws attention, revealing his obsession and the relentless cycle of political engagement surrounding Trump. Continue reading ’Twas the Night Before Trump-mas

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Holidays, poetry, Satire, Washington Christmas Classics

All I Want for Christmas Is More Outrage

The parody captures a satirical Christmas wish for escalating outrage, particularly toward Donald Trump. It expresses a desire for controversy over calmness, highlighting a preference for sensational headlines and news commentary instead of traditional holiday cheer. The tone critiques media sensationalism, suggesting outrage fuels contemporary political discourse. Continue reading All I Want for Christmas Is More Outrage

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Holidays, poetry, Satire, Washington Christmas Classics

Strolling Through a Winter Wonderland

The parody of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland” features Joe Biden navigating a winter scene, humorously depicting his confusion and interactions with staff. Amidst playful chaos and comedic dialogue, he enjoys the holiday atmosphere, ultimately arriving at a peaceful retirement goal, devoid of speeches, in his winter wonderland. Continue reading Strolling Through a Winter Wonderland

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Holidays, poetry, Politics, Satire, Washington Christmas Classics

God Rest Ye, Whistleblowers

The parody song emphasizes the challenges faced by whistleblowers seeking transparency in systems resistant to scrutiny. It highlights the consequences of questioning authority, contrasting the bravery of individuals like Tina Peters with the punitive responses from powerful entities. Ultimately, it champions the importance of inquiry and accountability in governance. Continue reading God Rest Ye, Whistleblowers

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