Maryland Gov. Wes Moore takes a victory lap down memory lane, recalling his “legendary” run with the Jamaican bobsled team at the Salt Lake City Olympics—an experience he says perfectly prepared him for the downhill thrills of modern governance. Continue reading Governor Wes Moore Recalls Glory Days With Jamaican Bobsled Team, Prepares for Olympic Hall of Fame Induction
American schools have shifted focus from essential academic skills to protest activism, resulting in students who are proficient in chanting but struggle with reading, math, and writing. This transformation has led to schools resembling activist boot camps, neglecting literacy and practical skills, ultimately leaving graduates unprepared for the demands of the real world. Continue reading American Education’s Greatest Success Story: Kids Who Can’t Read—but Can Shut Everything Down
A new bipartisan bill, humorously titled “You Loved It, You Wear It,” mandates that elected Democrats wear masks continuously, even in private settings. Republicans argue it promotes accountability, while Democrats condemn it as a publicity stunt. The proposal aims to provoke discussion and emphasize political hypocrisy regarding public health messaging. Continue reading Republicans Introduce Mask Mandate—for Democrats Only
In Maryland politics, the GOP faces fragmentation, with numerous factions competing for influence while struggling to present a coherent platform. Amid this chaos, the Green Party is gaining visibility by maintaining simplicity and unity. As the Republicans descend into infighting, the Greens may inadvertently surpass them in electoral significance. Continue reading Circular Firing Squad: How the Maryland GOP Is Accidentally Clearing the Runway for the Green Party
A Virginia Beach inmate, serving time for abduction and rape, has launched an unconventional congressional campaign from prison, emphasizing his “real-world experience” with the justice system. His agenda includes criminal justice reform, transparency, and a grassroots outreach strategy. The campaign raises questions about ethics and eligibility in politics. Continue reading From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”
Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) has introduced legislation to ban driver’s licenses, arguing they hinder driving more than actual obstacles like traffic. Supporters claim it promotes equity, but critics warn it may lead to further deregulation. The proposal challenges conventional safety norms, ultimately suggesting a radical shift in driving responsibility and regulation. Continue reading Mark Kelly’s Bold Plan to Fix Driving: Ban Driver’s Licenses
This Friday, diplomacy takes a backseat to slow-motion explosions as MELANIA storms theaters with guns, glamour, and absolutely zero subtlety—proving once and for all that regime change looks better in designer sunglasses. Continue reading MELANIA: Diplomacy Was Never an Option
Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour
Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages
The New York Post is launching The Greenland Post, a tabloid focused on Greenland following renewed interest from President Trump. It aims to deliver straightforward Arctic coverage with eye-catching headlines. The paper reflects a humorous take on governance, promising content tailored to its audience without hiring local journalists, relying instead on remote reporting. Continue reading NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD
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