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A Peer-Reviewed* Investigation Into Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), Macronutrient Intake, and the Bubble Tea Variable

A groundbreaking* study published in the Journal of Scientific Hypotheses In Theoretical Environments (S.H.I.T.E.) finds a strong correlation between extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome and diets low in meat protein but high in soy products and bubble tea—raising serious questions about tofu, tapioca pearls, and the biochemical limits of political calm.
*Groundbreaking in the sense that someone finally said it out loud. Continue reading A Peer-Reviewed* Investigation Into Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), Macronutrient Intake, and the Bubble Tea Variable

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S.H.I.T.E. Paper

The Overnight Affluence Phenomenon (OAP): A Longitudinal, Vibes-Adjusted Study of Sudden Wealth Accretion in Newly Elected Political Officials

This paper humorously investigates the phenomenon of sudden wealth accumulation among elected officials post-election, proposing terms like Electo-Gravitational Capitalization. Through ironic methodologies and case studies, it uncovers unusually high wealth growth rates, suggesting political office creates unique financial advantages. Conclusions emphasize the correlation of politics and wealth, urging further inquiry. Continue reading The Overnight Affluence Phenomenon (OAP): A Longitudinal, Vibes-Adjusted Study of Sudden Wealth Accretion in Newly Elected Political Officials

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