Category: State vs. Federal Politics

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BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

In a satirical press conference, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey introduced a controversial “transparency initiative” involving hired protesters to distract from political issues. With various teams promoting chaotic demonstrations and a cover-up described as a “healing exercise,” analysts deemed it a strategy of “chaotic neutral governance,” deflecting accountability amidst rising public outrage. Continue reading BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

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Conspiracies, democrats, Donald Trump, Government, immigration, Maryland, New York, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, world leaders

Van Hollen Offers Maduro a Margarita, a Maryland Address, and a Voter Registration Form

Senator Chris Van Hollen hosted a margarita summit with Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, currently in federal custody. Van Hollen pitched Maryland as a welcoming place for international figures, proposing Maduro’s “symbolic residency” to allow him to vote. Critics have questioned this approach given Maduro’s legal situation, prompting varied reactions, including from Trump. Continue reading Van Hollen Offers Maduro a Margarita, a Maryland Address, and a Voter Registration Form

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California, Government, Government Waste, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics

While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

Donald Trump announced the commissioning of new U.S. Navy destroyers named after him, designed to project American military power. In response, California Governor Gavin Newsom introduced a series of legislative bills targeting economic stability. While Trump focuses on defense, Newsom’s initiatives may threaten affordability for Californians, showcasing two contrasting political strategies. Continue reading While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

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