Category: State & Local

absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State, State & Local, Urban Absurdity

Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

Annapolis has fined Snow $1,250 for obstructing bike lanes and sidewalks, highlighting a commitment to climate accountability. While Snow plans to contest the violation, city officials emphasize the importance of impact over intent. A new Seasonal Accountability Task Force will be established to address future issues related to snow and transportation equity. Continue reading Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Governor Moore Announces “Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative,” Says Tents Are Just ‘Affordable Vertical Innovation Turned Sideways’

Governor Wes Moore announced the Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative, transforming public spaces into “tarp-forward communities” amid critique labeling it tent cities. This satirical plan borrows from California’s housing model, promoting outdoor living while sparking debate on whether reduced enforcement could lead to severe homelessness issues. Critics emphasize the need for comprehensive supportive measures. Continue reading Governor Moore Announces “Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative,” Says Tents Are Just ‘Affordable Vertical Innovation Turned Sideways’

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

A group of monks on a peace walk inadvertently addressed Maryland’s affordability crisis in just five minutes at the State House, implementing substantial budget cuts and tax reductions with their simple, mindful approach. Their surprising efficiency contrasts sharply with years of bureaucratic efforts, leaving families to wonder why such solutions aren’t commonplace. Continue reading Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

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absurd politics, Celebrity, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

EXCLUSIVE: Trone’s ICE Protest Attendance Upgraded to Phase II Invisibility — Now Featuring 5G Hologram Cena Units

David Trone’s campaign responds to criticism about staff absence at an ICE protest, claiming they operated in “Cena Mode” using John Cena-inspired clones for invisibility. This satire suggests innovative tactics like “Quantum Protest Presence” and highlights mixed public reactions, with supporters praising efficiency while skeptics question legitimacy. Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: Trone’s ICE Protest Attendance Upgraded to Phase II Invisibility — Now Featuring 5G Hologram Cena Units

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State & Local, virginia

DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

Maryland and Virginia officials insist their newly redrawn congressional maps are perfectly legal—despite evidence they were impulse-bought on DealDash at 3:17 a.m. during a bidding war labeled “BUY IT NOW: DEMOCRACY.” Continue reading DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

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absurd politics, Politics, State & Local, virginia

Virginia Democrats Unveil New District Map, Accidentally Annex West Virginia

Virginia Democrats unveiled a new congressional map that mistakenly merged parts of West Virginia into Virginia, creating unconventional district shapes. Officials learned via social media and expressed confusion over the change. Despite claims of inclusivity and fairness, critics labeled the map a chaotic design. Democrats promise to fix the error before the next election. Continue reading Virginia Democrats Unveil New District Map, Accidentally Annex West Virginia

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absurd politics, Maryland, megalodon party, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

The emerging Megalodon Party in Maryland is transitioning from a humorous concept to a strategic political entity, with Chris Van Hollen as a leading figure. Emphasizing aggressive engagement and strong media presence, the party aims to reflect a new approach to politics, favoring candidates who exhibit combative traits over consensus-building. Continue reading The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

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absurd politics, California, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State & Local

California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

California leaders, including Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, and Maxine Waters, stage disaster photo-ops, presenting a façade of control amid urban decay. With riot police blocking views and no accountability, their leadership emphasizes appearance over action. This moment epitomizes modern governance in California: showing up without genuine efforts to resolve issues. Continue reading California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

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absurd politics, Minnesota, Politics, State, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

Amy Klobuchar Announces She’s Ready to Finish the Job on Minnesota

Amy Klobuchar has announced her candidacy for governor of Minnesota, emphasizing “steady leadership” while critics label her approach as lacking accountability. Her campaign platform prioritizes expanding failed policies and dismissing voter concerns. Observers describe her as a continuation of current governance, characterized by institutional inertia and unyielding political niceness. Continue reading Amy Klobuchar Announces She’s Ready to Finish the Job on Minnesota

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absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

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