“Real or Fake” is a political satire game featuring Maryland Governor Wes Moore. Contestants navigate statements about his life, questioning their truthfulness. With rounds focusing on military accolades, academic claims, and biographical discrepancies, the game emphasizes confusion and scrutiny in politics, ultimately challenging perceptions of honesty and resume embellishment. Continue reading REAL OR FAKE: The Wes Moore Edition
In a dazzling feat of medical and political innovation, Democrats have unveiled their latest passion project: citizenship-affirming care. Why bother with borders or boring paperwork when you can just inject a little U.S.A. directly into the bloodstream? While Republicans are still trying to figure out whether this is an SNL sketch or actual legislation, progressives insist this is a breakthrough in “identity-based immigration.” After all, if you feel American, why shouldn’t a government-funded operation make it official — preferably before the next election. Continue reading Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants
Maryland Governor Wes Moore claims his administration saved taxpayers billions by cutting government brochures, though this includes new fees like the Invisible Item Fee and narrative taxes. Critics question his fiscal math, viewing it as fictional. Moore insists residents benefit, despite proposing a controversial Existence Fee for simply living in the state. Continue reading Maryland Governor Wes Moore Unveils Revolutionary Math: Saving Taxpayers by Taxing Them Into Poverty
Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at a gala hosted by The Institute for Progressive Empathy™ as the 2025 “Man of the Year.” Duke, whose rap sheet is longer than the MARC Train schedule, has previously served time for racketeering, goat theft, … Continue reading Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank
Maryland Governor Wes Moore faces scrutiny over claims of using doppelgangers to attend multiple events simultaneously. Reports suggest he may have hired actors to project an omnipresent image. While his office denies the allegations, citizens react with mixed feelings, asking for effective governance regardless of which Moore appears. Continue reading Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events
The Democratic National Committee launched a $20 million initiative to improve communication with American men, particularly blue-collar voters. Key findings emphasize avoiding pronouns and negative phrases, using relatable language, and offering incentives like snacks. The report humorously suggests that simply asking about men’s days can foster better connections. Continue reading BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk
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