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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

While President Trump prepares to deliver his 2026 State of the Union address from the House floor, a coalition of Democrats is staging their own rival spectacle across town — a swamp-themed “rebuttal” critics are calling more performance art than policy. As one side fills the Capitol chamber, the other fills wine glasses, proving once again that in Washington, governance now competes with branding. Continue reading Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

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democrats, Democrazy, Satire

The People’s State of the Onion

Democrats recently launched the People’s State of the Onion, an alternative to the State of the Union that emphasizes emotional expressions over factual reporting. Sponsored by various activist groups, it aims to critique the current presidential administration while hosting by influential figures. This approach raises questions about political norms and the acceptance of election results. Continue reading The People’s State of the Onion

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democrats, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

UNKNOWN WES MOORE REVEALED AS “POLITICAL LAB CREATION,” SOURCES SAY HE WAS GROWN IN A HYDROPONIC TANK BEHIND AN IKEA

A satirical social media post claims Maryland Governor Wes Moore was not elected but “assembled” in a political lab by notable figures like Oprah Winfrey and George Soros. This fictional account suggests Moore was engineered for charisma and political ambition, sparking humorous debates about his authenticity amidst real political concerns in Maryland. Continue reading UNKNOWN WES MOORE REVEALED AS “POLITICAL LAB CREATION,” SOURCES SAY HE WAS GROWN IN A HYDROPONIC TANK BEHIND AN IKEA

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crime, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Politics

BREAKING: Nation Paralyzed by Rampaging Elderly Gay Carjacker Cartel

A humorous critique highlights the absurdity of associating elderly individuals with crime, particularly regarding the term “Democrats.” It juxtaposes fantasies of senior criminal masterminds with the complexities of real-world crime policy, arguing that oversimplified narratives detract from meaningful discussions, reducing political debate to cartoonish stereotypes rather than data-driven solutions. Continue reading BREAKING: Nation Paralyzed by Rampaging Elderly Gay Carjacker Cartel

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After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

After being excluded from a White House dinner, Democratic governors will host their own event in Jackson Hole featuring notable figures like George Soros and George Clooney. Their gathering promises a more inclusive atmosphere with a locally sourced menu and discussions focused on socialism. Organizers insist this is not a protest. Continue reading After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

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absurd politics, democrats, economy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local, virginia

The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

This week in Richmond, newly sworn-in Governor Abigail Spanberger sparked chaos as hamburgers mysteriously vanished shortly after her inauguration, earning her the nickname “Hamburglar of Hard-Earned Money.” Her controversial “Spanburger Doctrine” implies confiscating edible goods as “nutritional contributions,” leaving residents bewildered and concerned about a future without safe backyard cookouts. Continue reading The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

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The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

Progressive leaders express alarm over looming tyranny, blaming Donald Trump for authoritarianism, yet they have established many of the policies leading to their fears. They redefine terms to justify censorship and demand greater control while ignoring personal responsibility. Ultimately, their own actions may have seeded the very control they now oppose. Continue reading The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

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absurd politics, democrats, Donald Trump, Politics, Satire

Democrats Accidentally Invent New Political Platform: “Whatever Trump Likes, We Hate”

The Democratic Party faces perplexingly low approval ratings, adopting a strategy of opposing everything associated with Donald Trump while eschewing independent policy development. Analysts note that this anti-policy approach is viewed as spiteful, leading to confusion among voters and skepticism about whether such a stance will garner support in future elections. Continue reading Democrats Accidentally Invent New Political Platform: “Whatever Trump Likes, We Hate”

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absurd politics, democrats, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Politics, Protests, Satire

From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

Once upon a time, Democrats funded and defended ICE. Now they chant against it like it was invented yesterday. Welcome to the Great Democratic Sheep Migration—where yesterday’s policy becomes today’s outrage, and no one is allowed to remember the voting record. Continue reading From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

Governor Wes Moore has claimed Maryland faces a significant structural deficit, despite inheriting a multi-billion-dollar surplus. Critics argue his portrayal of finances lacks credibility, pointing out that basic arithmetic contradicts his statements. Ultimately, the issue lies not in math but in how the governor communicates financial realities to the public. Continue reading Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

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