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Rabid in Annapolis? Health Officials Confirm Raccoon Case as Hakeem Jeffries Visits to Push Redistricting

A raccoon in Annapolis has tested positive for rabies, causing concern among residents. The aggressive behavior reported coincided with Hakeem Jeffries’ visit to discuss controversial redistricting plans that could diminish Republican representation. Experts highlight the parallels between rabies and gerrymandering, urging vigilance against aggressive animals and political strategies alike. Continue reading Rabid in Annapolis? Health Officials Confirm Raccoon Case as Hakeem Jeffries Visits to Push Redistricting

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Mark Kelly’s Bold Plan to Fix Driving: Ban Driver’s Licenses

Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) has introduced legislation to ban driver’s licenses, arguing they hinder driving more than actual obstacles like traffic. Supporters claim it promotes equity, but critics warn it may lead to further deregulation. The proposal challenges conventional safety norms, ultimately suggesting a radical shift in driving responsibility and regulation. Continue reading Mark Kelly’s Bold Plan to Fix Driving: Ban Driver’s Licenses

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Warren Buffett, 95, Steps Down From Berkshire Hathaway: “Finally Old Enough for Congress”

Warren Buffett, at 95, has announced his retirement as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, expressing a newfound ambition to join Congress, believing he is now seasoned enough. He humorously linked his age to a fitting perspective for governance. His transition plan for the company is clear, while political analysts remain cautiously optimistic about his potential impact. Continue reading Warren Buffett, 95, Steps Down From Berkshire Hathaway: “Finally Old Enough for Congress”

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No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

State legislators across the country are promising no new taxes while implementing numerous fees that burden residents financially. Governors launch relief packages to address the cost of living increase attributed to their legislation. Lawmakers deflect blame for rising costs, framing their practices as traditional governance despite the effects on constituents’ wallets. Continue reading No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

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Impeachment as Performance Art:

April McClain Delaney passionately calls for President Trump’s immediate impeachment over Venezuela’s crisis, bypassing traditional checks and balances. As Congress remains inactive, Delaney emphasizes urgency without moving toward a formal process. The performance critiques the repetitive nature of impeachment and highlights a disconnect between political theatrics and genuine governance. Continue reading Impeachment as Performance Art:

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Breaking: Democrats Unveil New Business Model—“Oops, That Wasn’t Fraud, That Was a Program”

The Democratic Party unveiled a new governing philosophy, reframing administrative failures as “bold investments in equity.” Critics cite mismanagement of federal funds, while Democrats propose reforms and emphasize intentions over accountability. They characterize inefficiency as integral, focusing on job creation rather than results, promising to assure voters with optimistic messaging. Continue reading Breaking: Democrats Unveil New Business Model—“Oops, That Wasn’t Fraud, That Was a Program”

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A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

Christmas in Washington is supposed to be festive—but for Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, it’s a reminder of life in the minority: no gavels, no subpoenas, and no leverage. Just empty hallways, hollow decorations, and strongly worded statements echoing into the cold. Continue reading A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

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