Category: Law Enforcement

Law Enforcement, New York, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani Names FDNY Commissioner With Zero Firefighting Experience, Says ‘Lived Experience With Alarm Clocks Is Enough’

Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani promised to rethink public safety, and New York got exactly that—by naming an FDNY commissioner whose strongest qualification appears to be strong opinions and zero firefighting experience. Critics say it’s reckless. Supporters say it’s “historic.” Fires, meanwhile, remain unconvinced. Continue reading Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani Names FDNY Commissioner With Zero Firefighting Experience, Says ‘Lived Experience With Alarm Clocks Is Enough’

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Global News, Holidays, Law Enforcement, Satire

Authorities Urge Public to Stop Shooting at Santa Claus During Holiday Deliveries

Local law enforcement are once again pleading with the public to stop firing at Santa Claus as he attempts to deliver presents in America’s most crime-ridden cities. Officials confirm Santa is not a threat, not a suspect, and not responsible for the broader breakdown of public order—he’s just trying to save Christmas. Continue reading Authorities Urge Public to Stop Shooting at Santa Claus During Holiday Deliveries

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