Category: Law Enforcement

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Maryland Officials Heroically Condemn Federal Law Enforcement From Safe Distance of Untouched State Institutions

Maryland’s officials have condemned federal law enforcement while ignoring issues within their own correctional facilities. Governor Wes Moore and others criticized federal agencies, avoiding accountability for local problems like inmate mistreatment. Analysts label this behavior as “Accountability Tourism,” focusing outrage on federal issues rather than tackling state concerns. Continue reading Maryland Officials Heroically Condemn Federal Law Enforcement From Safe Distance of Untouched State Institutions

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Minnesota

Trump Deploys the Bulldozer: Tom Homan Sent to Babysit Walz and Frey After Minneapolis Turns Into a Clown Car

Donald Trump sent Tom Homan to Minneapolis to restore order and leadership amid chaotic local governance. Homan’s mission involved enforcing law and order, challenging local officials on their management of the city’s issues, and promoting accountability. His straightforward approach prompted noticeable changes in city operations, restoring a sense of control. Continue reading Trump Deploys the Bulldozer: Tom Homan Sent to Babysit Walz and Frey After Minneapolis Turns Into a Clown Car

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absurd politics, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Law Enforcement, Maryland, Politics, public safety, Satire, State & Local

Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

Annapolis and Anne Arundel County say their snow removal crackdown is about protecting seniors and the disabled. To prove it, they’re fining those same seniors and disabled residents for failing to shovel snow they didn’t ask for, can’t lift, and definitely can’t afford to ignore. Continue reading Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

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Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

In a move that shattered political muscle memory, Donald Trump jokingly offered citizenship to any undocumented immigrant willing to vote Republican—prompting Democrats to immediately reconsider their stance on ICE, borders, and everything they tweeted in the last decade. Continue reading Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

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Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement

100+ Million Americans Safely Avoided Being Shot by Federal Agents This Week by Doing Something Extraordinary: Not Ramming Them With Their Cars or Waving a Gun Around

In a remarkable display of national restraint, hundreds of millions of Americans survived the week unharmed by doing something radical: not pointing guns at federal agents, not ramming them with cars, and not turning routine enforcement encounters into Darwin Awards. Continue reading 100+ Million Americans Safely Avoided Being Shot by Federal Agents This Week by Doing Something Extraordinary: Not Ramming Them With Their Cars or Waving a Gun Around

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Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement

Operation: Definitely Not Happening — Part II

The post humorously critiques Blue Lives Matter’s denial of involvement in a nationwide psychological operation amid a surge of false reports to ICE. It depicts paradoxical protests where activists targeted fellow activists, leading to confusion and absurdity. The narrative highlights the organization’s elaborate denials while mocking protesters’ intelligence, culminating in a satirical commentary on political absurdity. Continue reading Operation: Definitely Not Happening — Part II

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Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement

Operation: Definitely Not Happening

Blue Lives Matter humorously suggests a covert operation involving off-duty cops misdirecting protesters during ICE raids, while denying any such event took place. The statement creates a paradox, claiming success for an operation that doesn’t exist, exemplifying a unique approach to political messaging where denials coexist with elaborate descriptions. Continue reading Operation: Definitely Not Happening

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Protests, Satire

Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

What started as screaming accusations and performative outrage quickly turned into America’s strangest meet-cute, as a pack of “Kamikaze Karens” discovered that nothing melts ideological fury quite like pepper spray and a tactical vest. Continue reading Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Politics, Protests, Washington absurdity

Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

Portland erupted in outrage after Border Patrol agents declined to be run over by suspected gang members outside a federal ICE facility, prompting activists and media alike to question whether self-defense is still acceptable when it interferes with the narrative. Continue reading Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

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