Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey have faced criticism for treating public safety as a messaging exercise, leading to increased crime. Their reluctance to cooperate with federal law enforcement has created confusion and negligence, prioritizing political ideology over effective governance while leaving communities vulnerable to violent crime. Continue reading When Local Egos Block Federal Badges
ICE confirmed hundreds of “extremely dangerous” five-year-olds tied to Tren de Aragua were taken into custody this week, while their grandmothers were allegedly busted running the getaway cars—sending national media scrambling to determine whether juice boxes qualify as mitigating evidence. Continue reading ICE Arrests Hundreds of Violent Five-Year-Olds Linked to Tren de Aragua, Grandmothers Busted as Getaway Drivers
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, known as the “Maryland Man,” plans to regain fame through a rumored appearance on Dancing with the Stars after fading into obscurity. His team believes nostalgia will draw viewers, positioning his comeback as a chance for public redemption through dance, aiming for viral clips and renewed relevance. Continue reading Long Forgotten “Maryland Man” Plots Media Comeback With Ballroom Twirl, Jazz Hands
The post humorously critiques Blue Lives Matter’s denial of involvement in a nationwide psychological operation amid a surge of false reports to ICE. It depicts paradoxical protests where activists targeted fellow activists, leading to confusion and absurdity. The narrative highlights the organization’s elaborate denials while mocking protesters’ intelligence, culminating in a satirical commentary on political absurdity. Continue reading Operation: Definitely Not Happening — Part II
Blue Lives Matter humorously suggests a covert operation involving off-duty cops misdirecting protesters during ICE raids, while denying any such event took place. The statement creates a paradox, claiming success for an operation that doesn’t exist, exemplifying a unique approach to political messaging where denials coexist with elaborate descriptions. Continue reading Operation: Definitely Not Happening
A local man has humorously intensified his support for ICE, declaring he stands with the agency “more than ever than the last more than ever.” His enthusiasm, likened to compound interest, rises after various stimuli, including political statements or social media protests. Friends note this marks his ninth consecutive declaration since 2018. Continue reading Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record
A group of anti-ICE protesters in Minnesota took activism to a new low by buying bags of salt at Target—then returning them as a “symbolic” protest. The only thing melted was the patience of retail workers. Continue reading Edina, MN — Protesters Announce New Movement: “Salt Wars”
In a masterclass of narrative gymnastics, cable news once again proves that facts are optional when a better storyline is available—where attempted vehicular assault becomes “peaceful,” police are always at fault, and somehow, inevitably, everything traces back to Trump. Continue reading CNN Confirms: Man Who Tried to Run Over Police Was a “Peaceful Migrant,” Death Still Somehow Trump’s Fault
The NFL is introducing a new end zone message, “F*CK ICE!”, as part of its Inspire Change initiative to connect with its liberal fanbase. This controversial slogan will appear alongside existing social justice phrases. Reactions are mixed, with supporters praising the league’s boldness while critics question its relevance to sports. Continue reading NFL Announces New End Zone Message: “F*CK ICE!”
Maryland Democrats have allegedly adopted a controversial strategy combining compassion for violent gangs with socializing over drinks. Critics question their priorities, emphasizing that this approach appears to protect criminals over citizens. The proposal has raised concerns about public safety, prompting voters to reconsider their leaders’ commitments amidst rising crime rates. Continue reading Margaritas With MS-13: Annapolis Democrats Discover a Bold New Voter Outreach Strategy
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