Category: Government Waste

absurd politics, democrats, economy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local, virginia

The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

This week in Richmond, newly sworn-in Governor Abigail Spanberger sparked chaos as hamburgers mysteriously vanished shortly after her inauguration, earning her the nickname “Hamburglar of Hard-Earned Money.” Her controversial “Spanburger Doctrine” implies confiscating edible goods as “nutritional contributions,” leaving residents bewildered and concerned about a future without safe backyard cookouts. Continue reading The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

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Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Minnesota, Satire, Secondhand Service

Operation Glazed Response: Tim Walz Replaces Law Enforcement With Pastry Diplomacy

Tim Walz, the governor of Minnesota, has faced criticism for deploying the National Guard to distribute donuts instead of restoring order during civil unrest. This response has been mocked as a shift from serious governance to a whimsical approach, where crime management is replaced by distributing snacks, raising concerns about effective leadership and public safety. Continue reading Operation Glazed Response: Tim Walz Replaces Law Enforcement With Pastry Diplomacy

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absurd politics, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Law Enforcement, Maryland, Politics, public safety, Satire, State & Local

Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

Annapolis and Anne Arundel County say their snow removal crackdown is about protecting seniors and the disabled. To prove it, they’re fining those same seniors and disabled residents for failing to shovel snow they didn’t ask for, can’t lift, and definitely can’t afford to ignore. Continue reading Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

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Government, Government Waste, Satire, Transportation, Washington absurdity

TSA Introduces Bold New “Surprise Airport” Program to Keep Travelers Humble

The TSA has launched a new initiative at Washington-area airports highlighting the frequent mix-ups where travelers mistakenly arrive at the wrong airport. The situation is exacerbated by the complex infrastructure of Reagan National and Dulles airports, causing ongoing confusion. Officials suggest reforms but stress that TSA’s role is security, not navigation. Continue reading TSA Introduces Bold New “Surprise Airport” Program to Keep Travelers Humble

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California, Government, Government Waste, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics

While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

Donald Trump announced the commissioning of new U.S. Navy destroyers named after him, designed to project American military power. In response, California Governor Gavin Newsom introduced a series of legislative bills targeting economic stability. While Trump focuses on defense, Newsom’s initiatives may threaten affordability for Californians, showcasing two contrasting political strategies. Continue reading While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

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Satire, Government Waste, Maryland, democrats

Maryland Governor Wes Moore Unveils Revolutionary Math: Saving Taxpayers by Taxing Them Into Poverty

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claims his administration saved taxpayers billions by cutting government brochures, though this includes new fees like the Invisible Item Fee and narrative taxes. Critics question his fiscal math, viewing it as fictional. Moore insists residents benefit, despite proposing a controversial Existence Fee for simply living in the state. Continue reading Maryland Governor Wes Moore Unveils Revolutionary Math: Saving Taxpayers by Taxing Them Into Poverty

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ADR, Congress, Government, Government Waste, Judicial

The $10 Billion Courtroom Con: How “ADR Reform” Built an Administrative Empire

In 1990, the Judicial Improvements Act aimed to streamline justice through Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR), but resulted in an unprecedented expansion of federal courthouses. Instead of reducing litigation, the system evolved into a bureaucratic empire focused on mediation and settlement, compromising transparency and constitutional rights while increasing costs and delays. Continue reading The $10 Billion Courtroom Con: How “ADR Reform” Built an Administrative Empire

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