Authorities Urge Public to Stop Shooting at Santa Claus During Holiday Deliveries

Local law enforcement are once again pleading with the public to stop firing at Santa Claus as he attempts to deliver presents in America’s most crime-ridden cities. Officials confirm Santa is not a threat, not a suspect, and not responsible for the broader breakdown of public order—he’s just trying to save Christmas. Continue reading Authorities Urge Public to Stop Shooting at Santa Claus During Holiday Deliveries

Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

In a dazzling feat of medical and political innovation, Democrats have unveiled their latest passion project: citizenship-affirming care. Why bother with borders or boring paperwork when you can just inject a little U.S.A. directly into the bloodstream? While Republicans are still trying to figure out whether this is an SNL sketch or actual legislation, progressives insist this is a breakthrough in “identity-based immigration.” After all, if you feel American, why shouldn’t a government-funded operation make it official — preferably before the next election. Continue reading Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

The Hidden Crisis Behind Housing, Daycare, and Fertility: Canada’s Parenting Problem

Canada faces a multifaceted parenting crisis, evidenced by declining fertility rates, rising housing costs, and unaffordable daycare. A shift towards permissive parenting hampers child development, reflecting broader societal individualism. Structural support for families is lacking, leading to increased family stress and dysfunction. Urgent policy changes are needed to foster family life. Continue reading The Hidden Crisis Behind Housing, Daycare, and Fertility: Canada’s Parenting Problem