Category: Culture & Absurdity

Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique, Press & Free Speech

Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

Jane Fonda’s recent rally to defend Don Lemon attracted a notably small and confused crowd, described as elderly and historically out of touch. Despite being framed as a show of solidarity, the event resembled a historical reenactment rather than a genuine movement, highlighting the disconnect of celebrity activism in contemporary discourse. Continue reading Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique, Press & Free Speech

Don Lemon Discovers the First Amendment Doesn’t Cover Donuts for Disorderly Conduct

Don Lemon’s recent arrest, while livestreaming inside a private establishment, sparked controversy over his claims of exercising press freedom. Critics argue he blurred the lines between journalism, activism, and catering by actively participating in the chaos. The incident raises questions about the accountability of reporters in the face of the First Amendment. Continue reading Don Lemon Discovers the First Amendment Doesn’t Cover Donuts for Disorderly Conduct

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absurd politics, California, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State & Local

California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

California leaders, including Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, and Maxine Waters, stage disaster photo-ops, presenting a façade of control amid urban decay. With riot police blocking views and no accountability, their leadership emphasizes appearance over action. This moment epitomizes modern governance in California: showing up without genuine efforts to resolve issues. Continue reading California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Culture & Absurdity

Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

Bruce Springsteen’s new single, “Streets of New York,” mourns the ten homeless individuals who died during a cold snap, criticizing city officials for neglect. The song highlights bureaucratic indifference with poignant lyrics, blending emotional protest with modern political commentary. Critics argue it targets everyone but actual decision-makers, while supporters praise its fearless indictment. Continue reading Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, public safety, Urban Absurdity

When Everything Is an Emergency, Nothing Is: The Rape Whistle Industrial Complex

When a life-saving alarm becomes a protest noisemaker, the signal gets lost. In the age of performative outrage, the sound meant to summon help is increasingly dismissed as background noise—leaving real emergencies unheard. Continue reading When Everything Is an Emergency, Nothing Is: The Rape Whistle Industrial Complex

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absurd politics, Culture & Absurdity, S.H.I.T.E. Paper

A Controlled Study on Conceptual Recall Deficits in Progressive Political Subjects

A study published in the Journal of Scientific Hypotheses In Theoretical Environments examined self-identified American liberals’ ability to define fundamental concepts. Findings indicated a significant inability to accurately define terms like “woman” and “fascism,” locate Minnesota, or recall the U.S. Constitution’s opening words, suggesting a phenomenon termed Selective Ideological Amnesia. Continue reading A Controlled Study on Conceptual Recall Deficits in Progressive Political Subjects

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, History, Politics, Satire

Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

The modern Democratic Party echoes 19th-century sentiments by opposing federal law enforcement, claiming it threatens democracy. Historical parallels arise as both then and now, Democrats argue against urgency in enforcing laws, prioritizing tone over accountability. This consistent pattern highlights a rejection of moral clarity while asserting selective compassion for the impacted communities. Continue reading Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Maryland, State

Long Forgotten “Maryland Man” Plots Media Comeback With Ballroom Twirl, Jazz Hands

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, known as the “Maryland Man,” plans to regain fame through a rumored appearance on Dancing with the Stars after fading into obscurity. His team believes nostalgia will draw viewers, positioning his comeback as a chance for public redemption through dance, aiming for viral clips and renewed relevance. Continue reading Long Forgotten “Maryland Man” Plots Media Comeback With Ballroom Twirl, Jazz Hands

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Culture & Absurdity, Satire, Urban Absurdity

Exploding Trees Threaten Midwest as Winter Finally Decides to Be Extra

Meteorologists have warned of a new phenomenon called “Exploding Tree Risk” in the Midwest, where trees may burst due to extreme cold causing sap to freeze. Residents are advised to keep their distance from trees. While the threat is serious for the trees, it has become a source of humor and resignation among locals. Continue reading Exploding Trees Threaten Midwest as Winter Finally Decides to Be Extra

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, economy, Minnesota, State, Urban Absurdity

Minnesota Faith Leaders Urge Residents to Observe “Sacred Friday” by Absolutely Not Going to Target

Clergy in Minnesota are urging residents to refrain from shopping on Fridays as an act of spiritual resistance against consumerism. A rally on January 23 aims to promote contemplation over retail participation for one day. Critics note the challenge due to practical needs, while the event seeks to highlight values beyond consumption. Continue reading Minnesota Faith Leaders Urge Residents to Observe “Sacred Friday” by Absolutely Not Going to Target

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