Category: crime

crime, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Politics

BREAKING: Nation Paralyzed by Rampaging Elderly Gay Carjacker Cartel

A humorous critique highlights the absurdity of associating elderly individuals with crime, particularly regarding the term “Democrats.” It juxtaposes fantasies of senior criminal masterminds with the complexities of real-world crime policy, arguing that oversimplified narratives detract from meaningful discussions, reducing political debate to cartoonish stereotypes rather than data-driven solutions. Continue reading BREAKING: Nation Paralyzed by Rampaging Elderly Gay Carjacker Cartel

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

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crime, immigration, Satire, Urban Absurdity

ICE Arrests Hundreds of Violent Five-Year-Olds Linked to Tren de Aragua, Grandmothers Busted as Getaway Drivers

ICE confirmed hundreds of “extremely dangerous” five-year-olds tied to Tren de Aragua were taken into custody this week, while their grandmothers were allegedly busted running the getaway cars—sending national media scrambling to determine whether juice boxes qualify as mitigating evidence. Continue reading ICE Arrests Hundreds of Violent Five-Year-Olds Linked to Tren de Aragua, Grandmothers Busted as Getaway Drivers

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