Category: Conspiracies

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Air Force One Forced to Turn Back After Aide Realizes President Trump’s McDonald’s Was Left on the Tarmac

Air Force One was reportedly forced to turn back to Andrews Air Force Base after aides realized President Trump’s McDonald’s order had been left behind. Officials cited “critical onboard morale assets” as the reason, proving once again that no global summit comes before fries. Continue reading Air Force One Forced to Turn Back After Aide Realizes President Trump’s McDonald’s Was Left on the Tarmac

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Conspiracies, democrats, Donald Trump, Government, immigration, Maryland, New York, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, world leaders

Van Hollen Offers Maduro a Margarita, a Maryland Address, and a Voter Registration Form

Senator Chris Van Hollen hosted a margarita summit with Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, currently in federal custody. Van Hollen pitched Maryland as a welcoming place for international figures, proposing Maduro’s “symbolic residency” to allow him to vote. Critics have questioned this approach given Maduro’s legal situation, prompting varied reactions, including from Trump. Continue reading Van Hollen Offers Maduro a Margarita, a Maryland Address, and a Voter Registration Form

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Conspiracies, Satire

🐞 DOMESTIC SURVEILLANCE: THE FLIES HAVE EYES 🐞

A former dishwasher believes flies are part of a deep state surveillance operation, experiencing paranoia as they multiply and refuse to leave him alone. He suspects their capabilities extend beyond mere pestering and writes to officials for help. Ultimately, he warns about their presence and the threat they represent to personal freedom. Continue reading 🐞 DOMESTIC SURVEILLANCE: THE FLIES HAVE EYES 🐞

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