Category: Campaigns

California, Campaigns, Politics, Satire

BREAKING: Mr. Wiggles Shows Up to LA Protest Thinking He Was Hired to “Act Like a Riot,” Ends Up Feeding ICE and National Guard Instead

Mr. Wiggles attended a protest in LA, misunderstanding a dark web ad that instructed him to “act like a riot.” Instead of inciting unrest, he diffused tension with humor and balloon animals, even feeding ICE agents and the National Guard. His actions sparked mixed reactions, prompting a discussion on protest dynamics. Continue reading BREAKING: Mr. Wiggles Shows Up to LA Protest Thinking He Was Hired to “Act Like a Riot,” Ends Up Feeding ICE and National Guard Instead

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Campaigns, Politics, Satire

POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

Mr. Wiggles, a disbarred courtroom jester, announced his candidacy for Montgomery County Executive in 2026, aiming for the GOP nomination. His platform includes banning boring bureaucrats and implementing innovative plans like balloon animal accessibility. Despite skepticism about his qualifications, he resonates with some voters, marking a unique political approach. Continue reading POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

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Campaigns, Elections, Satire

The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

Montgomery County has launched its 2026 campaign season amid a flurry of identity-focused candidates. With unique platforms and unconventional identities, the candidates emphasize diversity over urgent local issues. As the county faces governance challenges, the growing emphasis on personal identity overshadows practical solutions, raising questions about the future of effective governance. Continue reading The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

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Campaigns, Elections, Satire

Is Justin Ready… Running for President? Local Senator Accused of Caring Too Much

Maryland State Senator Justin Ready’s public appearances have sparked speculation about a possible presidential run. While he denies any campaign intentions, his activities, such as attending school meetings and engaging with constituents, have led to humorous discourse among locals. Observers note his politeness and competence, raising eyebrows in today’s political climate. Continue reading Is Justin Ready… Running for President? Local Senator Accused of Caring Too Much

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Campaigns, Satire

Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

Michael Phillips praises Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove’s unique approach as a candidate during his 2024 presidential run, highlighting his grassroots strategy that combines entertainment with progressive ideals. He asserts that Maryland needs Everylove’s bold leadership now more than ever to revitalize governance and inspire innovation, urging support for his candidacy. Continue reading Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

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