Category: California

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California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

California leaders, including Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, and Maxine Waters, stage disaster photo-ops, presenting a façade of control amid urban decay. With riot police blocking views and no accountability, their leadership emphasizes appearance over action. This moment epitomizes modern governance in California: showing up without genuine efforts to resolve issues. Continue reading California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

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BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

In a bizarre incident, Congressman Eric Swalwell was found in a Capitol closet after facing tough press inquiries about his credibility and residency. Critics allege this meltdown stems from his questionable past, including ties to Chinese intelligence. While California voters seem unfazed, whispers of his chaotic campaign continue, raising concerns about his transparency. Continue reading BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

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GAGGING GAVIN: Newsom Hospitalized After Attempting to “Out-Cringe the Internet” With a Tide Pod

California Governor Gavin Newsom was hospitalized after attempting to eat a Tide Pod in a misguided effort to boost his TikTok presence. The stunt, initiated by his staff to appeal to younger audiences, prompted emergency services after he gagged and attempted to frame it as a metaphor. Despite public backlash, aides defended the act as performance art. Continue reading GAGGING GAVIN: Newsom Hospitalized After Attempting to “Out-Cringe the Internet” With a Tide Pod

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Gavin Newsom Declares California the “Economic Model,” Davos Immediately Checks Wallets

During a speech at Davos, California Gov. Gavin Newsom proclaimed the state as a model for global prosperity despite its high costs and regulations. Critics highlighted California’s severe poverty and affordability issues. Newsom humorously suggested that residents leaving the state were merely “exporting the California experience.” His remarks sparked confusion and skepticism among attendees. Continue reading Gavin Newsom Declares California the “Economic Model,” Davos Immediately Checks Wallets

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Gavin Newsom and George Soros Confirm “No Labels, Just Love” Retreat at Davos—Catch Trump’s Surprise Stand-Up Set

California Governor Gavin Newsom and billionaire George Soros attended a retreat in Davos, described as both a personal getaway and a policy discussion. They engaged in intimate activities and shared humor during a surprise Donald Trump comedy set. The retreat was a mix of romance and political strategizing, leaving both attendees reflecting on its implications. Continue reading Gavin Newsom and George Soros Confirm “No Labels, Just Love” Retreat at Davos—Catch Trump’s Surprise Stand-Up Set

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Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

California’s political landscape shifted dramatically as a lawsuit questioned Rep. Eric Swalwell’s eligibility for governor based on a five-year residency requirement. Swalwell argues that California is his emotional home, while D.C. is his working one. The case has sparked debate about residency definitions, highlighting voters’ varied opinions on the matter. Continue reading Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

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“Newsom Vows to ‘Fight’ Billionaire Wealth Tax — By Fundraising with Billionaires in His New $9M Mansion”

Gavin Newsom says California’s proposed wealth tax would scare off billionaires — a warning he delivered from his $9 million mansion while fundraising with the very people he claims are ready to flee. Nothing says “fight inequality” like clinking glasses with tech bros thanking him for the heads-up. Continue reading “Newsom Vows to ‘Fight’ Billionaire Wealth Tax — By Fundraising with Billionaires in His New $9M Mansion”

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Alabama Booted from SEC After Indiana Beatdown Prompts Emergency Statue, Nick Saban Evacuation

The Alabama Crimson Tide has been removed from the Southeastern Conference following a humiliating loss to the Indiana Hoosiers in the Rose Bowl. This unexpected defeat led to Indiana’s immediate celebration, including plans for a statue of their coach. Meanwhile, Alabama fans attempted to downplay the loss amid significant implications for the team. Continue reading Alabama Booted from SEC After Indiana Beatdown Prompts Emergency Statue, Nick Saban Evacuation

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While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

Donald Trump announced the commissioning of new U.S. Navy destroyers named after him, designed to project American military power. In response, California Governor Gavin Newsom introduced a series of legislative bills targeting economic stability. While Trump focuses on defense, Newsom’s initiatives may threaten affordability for Californians, showcasing two contrasting political strategies. Continue reading While Trump Commissions Destroyers, Newsom Commissions Bills

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BREAKING: Mr. Wiggles Shows Up to LA Protest Thinking He Was Hired to “Act Like a Riot,” Ends Up Feeding ICE and National Guard Instead

Mr. Wiggles attended a protest in LA, misunderstanding a dark web ad that instructed him to “act like a riot.” Instead of inciting unrest, he diffused tension with humor and balloon animals, even feeding ICE agents and the National Guard. His actions sparked mixed reactions, prompting a discussion on protest dynamics. Continue reading BREAKING: Mr. Wiggles Shows Up to LA Protest Thinking He Was Hired to “Act Like a Riot,” Ends Up Feeding ICE and National Guard Instead

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